B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 03, 2024

Will he live to regret that?

Studies have shown that women who carry around a little extra weight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.

To be resolved shortly

“Do these jeans make me look fat?” said no man ever.

he’s up to no good….

In it? Yes.

Because of it? No.

If a fat girl asks if her clothes make her look fat, an honest answer to that question is no; and you can save yourself a lot of grief from her if you don’t elaborate on your answer. The full truth is she foes

No, doesn’t matter what you’re in. You’re just fat. But Hey, thanks for asking.

He ded!

Honest, but just as sarcastic……

She didn’t even need to finish her sentence.

[No matter how she finished the sentence, it would not have changed his answer.]

this is not gonna end well

Dead person walking.

Anybody that asks “Do I look fat in this?” already knows that they are fat, otherwise they wouldn’t ask the question. So the best response is definitely “Yes”. Lying to them will never get them to face reality. And that applies to pretty much everything.

The movie Liar, Liar showed what can happen if a person is completely honest for just one day.

Clubbing to follow…

This will probably get him a fat lip.

Remember what her original name was, the fat broad

followed by spending more time in the ER

“Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.” Proverbs 17:28

My step niece did work with the pygmies in Africa. She found them to be exceptionally honest; sometimes brutally honest. They told her that they felt sorry for her because she was too ugly to get a husband to take care of her: she’s white, she’s tall (even by Western standards) and she’s too skinny (Not that she thinks so, but apparently pygmy men like women with “meat on their bones.”)

Pygmies also think that Americans and Europeans are stupid: you can’t leave them out in the jungle for a minute on their own without them getting into some kind of trouble.

No. But that’s one fat dress.

[WHAM!]

“I resolve to keep my mouth shut…”

Uh-oh. You’re probably in trouble now.

Keep walking Curls and then……….RUN!!!!!!!

This anything does.

he has a death wish

When ACTUALLY KEEPING a resolution gets you in trouble!

If you can’t handle an honest answer, don’t ask the question.

“It’s not the dress that makes you look fat. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.” – Al Bundy

Don’t women ever notice that big bulge in thier seat backs from their phones?

If you have to ask then you probably are

a) Why do women ask the question? b) If clothes make the man, then why don’t clothes make the woman? Should they walk around with no clothes on? Or wear a poncho or something to hide their body?

Pow!

“It’s a trap!” said Admiral Ackbar.

When a woman asks you a question with uncertain consequences, play deaf or play dead! If all else fails, Yukon Cornelius says: “…run like crazy!” ;-p

To be honest that’s not gonna end well

Let’s hope that Jane’s resolution was to leave her club in her cave!

Dead man walking…..dead man walking….

“No, it’s the light of the sun making you visible.”

Big butt, big bσσbs.

Well, honesty is the best policy, so it’s been said … but, timing and tact really should be exercised, with caution … Just sayin’.

There should be another panel with him flattened, and her walking away with her club on her shoulder

not an intelligent reply

I am reminded of an older commercial for a cereal. The man is sitting at the table looking at a newspaper (I did say it was an older commercial) and his wife walks in behind him and asks that stupid question. without his eyes every leaving the newspaper he replies “you betcha!” or something to that effect. I loved it! My aunt and I always joke with that question. The answer is always yes! Like when my goats like to rub against me it makes wherever they rubbed huge! :-) LOL