Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 19, 2023

And they can almost step over the walls

A one-sided surrounding? Useful! sigh

That castle wall looks so low, Rodney could scale it without triggering his acrophobia.

Join us on the search for the Grail!

Surrounded by Munchkins … Oh my!

Eh they is invading Lilliput?

Don’t need ladders for scaling those castle walls.

Wasn’t somebody supposed to smelt of elderberries? :D

I fart in your general direction.

The people know the reputation of the Id army…

The enemy has us surrounded , Poor Bast@rds !

….so….tried to open conservation for a stall…didn’t work with Rodney!

the wall looks low enough you could easily get over it

Wow, small castle. Rodney could easily climb over the walls. Makes you wonder about the children on the other side.

Why are they attacking a Lego Land display?

We are the knights who Ni!

Medieval warfare was often like that. Okay. We have the castle surrounded. Anyone know what to do next? Oooo. I know. Let’s pillage the countryside and live off that until we’re finally starving and rotten with plague and such and then go home.

Congrats. You just captured the ninth hole at the mini-golf course.

This fortress is impenetrable!

Are they at the mini golf? That castle is not very imposing if he can stick his nose over the wall.

Their defenses are as impregnable as the Maginot Line!

FYI

Attacking the Lillipuns?

As Gen. Tony McAuliffe said at Bastogne, “They got us surrounded, the poor beastards.” (The general was edited by the censors.)

“We’re surrounded. That simplifies our problem.” – Colonel Lewis “Chesty” Puller (at the battle of Chosin Reservoir)

I fart in your general direction

The Army of Id is not exactly Genghis Khan’s Golden Horde.

Where’s Yosemite Sam when you need him?

Castles were often designed to withstand sieges for months, even years.

Genghis and Saladin would have not conquered the entire know world with a strategy like that.

Sir Robin bravely ran away…