She gave him the gift of life. The prep before is so much easier these days. It is so very much worth the little discomfort.At least you can sleep through it and don’t have to endure the grinding and pressure of have a filling or tooth removal
For those of you who can still HAVE this exam, thank your good health, good genetics and good luck. I no longer have that organ (not because of cancer, but a dangerous digestive disease that cost many in my family their lives…)
I had my previous colonoscopy at age 65. Now 74, I have decided I’ll not go through the “prep” again. I helped my father do this every 5 years until at 85 and not being able to get to a toilet in time twice, he said to his doctor, “Never again!” I’m with him, even if a problem is missed, I’d take that problem over the “prep”.
I once gave generous gift certificates to a close-by large shopping mall, thinking my female relatives would appreciate getting what they want. Oh, no. Apparently the thrill of returning gifts to stores for exchange or refund is was not to be denied. They were quite irritated with me. Is that part of The Feminine Mystique?
My daughter signed up her husband to man a table for career day at my grandson’s school. When she told him, he said how thoughtful, and to return the favor I’ve signed you up for a root canal.
I recently applied for a loan. I was shocked at how much information the bank required. I gathered all the documents and included the color photograph of my colonoscopy. I hope they got a chuckle.
red_tape 5 months ago
i’ll take the furnace filters, thank you
stairsteppublishing 5 months ago
She gave him the gift of life. The prep before is so much easier these days. It is so very much worth the little discomfort.At least you can sleep through it and don’t have to endure the grinding and pressure of have a filling or tooth removal
Wilde Bill 5 months ago
It don’t get more personal than that.
Concretionist 5 months ago
We usually think of a personal gift as being something that the person is known to enjoy… or at least want.
PS: The colonoscopy isn’t really all that annoying. It’s the PREP that’s painful.
Argythree 5 months ago
For those of you who can still HAVE this exam, thank your good health, good genetics and good luck. I no longer have that organ (not because of cancer, but a dangerous digestive disease that cost many in my family their lives…)
GROG Premium Member 5 months ago
He should have been grateful.
cracker65 5 months ago
She’s a real romantic.
Ubintold 5 months ago
Life is hard and then you poop.
OK.ImAwake! 5 months ago
I had my previous colonoscopy at age 65. Now 74, I have decided I’ll not go through the “prep” again. I helped my father do this every 5 years until at 85 and not being able to get to a toilet in time twice, he said to his doctor, “Never again!” I’m with him, even if a problem is missed, I’d take that problem over the “prep”.
hubbard3188 5 months ago
They can’t talk to each other with those hair dryers running.
Troglodyte 5 months ago
Why, the ungrateful @$$hole! :D
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
I once gave generous gift certificates to a close-by large shopping mall, thinking my female relatives would appreciate getting what they want. Oh, no. Apparently the thrill of returning gifts to stores for exchange or refund is was not to be denied. They were quite irritated with me. Is that part of The Feminine Mystique?
iggyman 5 months ago
Still better than gifting him a cemetery plot!
nosirrom 5 months ago
Do you think he would like a DRE gift certificate?
MRBLUESKY529 5 months ago
Those are weird hats.
jagedlo 5 months ago
Impersonal, but practical!
Frank Salem Premium Member 5 months ago
What a witch. And a word that rhymes with it.
DavidWilliams1 5 months ago
Colonoscopies for the Pickleses are 100% paid for by young taxpayers through the medicare scam.
wirepunchr 5 months ago
That gift certificate is telling Earl shove it up your a**.
[Traveler] Premium Member 5 months ago
My daughter signed up her husband to man a table for career day at my grandson’s school. When she told him, he said how thoughtful, and to return the favor I’ve signed you up for a root canal.
Ol' me 5 months ago
That reminds me, I’m due.
elbow macaroni 5 months ago
Yeah, insurance covered that…
ladykat 5 months ago
Get him socks. I got my grown grandson an early gift of socks, and he was ecstatic.
ANIMAL 5 months ago
She’s a real PEACH that one…..
whelan_jj 5 months ago
Most insurance covers colonoscopies (mine does anyway). I think because it’s cheaper than cancer treatments.
tremaine53 5 months ago
When you can’t stand your husband, the gift possibilities are limitless.
Zebrastripes 5 months ago
Opal is out for revenge….there’s no doubt
ragsarooni Premium Member 5 months ago
Oh,opal….u romantic u‼️
w16521 5 months ago
The greatest gift Earl gives Opal is putting up with her meanness.
jimmeh 5 months ago
I got my parents a septic tank. Double reinforced.
elgrecousa Premium Member 5 months ago
I just wonder what kind of relationship there is between these two people and how their marriage lasted as long as it has.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 months ago
Love is a many splendored thing…..
Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago
That could bum anyone out.
Larry S 5 months ago
I recently applied for a loan. I was shocked at how much information the bank required. I gathered all the documents and included the color photograph of my colonoscopy. I hope they got a chuckle.
ST Joe River 5 months ago
This has to one of the best ones ever. Got a great laugh to start the day with this one.
ST Joe River 5 months ago
A lot of you folks missed one of the best comic moments ever by trying to be so realistic. Why do you even read comics LOL.
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
Can’t get more personal than that!
B UTTONS 5 months ago
Imagine … all last year … Earl kept telling folks to end so-so conversations … put it where the light don’t shine.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 5 months ago
“….There is just no explaining some men.”
zeexenon 5 months ago
Mine only got me a gift certificate for a vasectomy.
eced52 5 months ago
Yea, imagine that. Three days of drinking swill, not eating and having a snake crawling around in your butt. Joy