Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 30, 2023

Wow! We don’t see colored letters very often in the comics.

Miles made you a better parent! Way better!

“Oh, yeah, I was going to wash your mouth out with soap for being rude to your mother.”

Hi, Mom.

Mom’s right. Well, she’s not “all right,” but she’s all right about why she’s not all right.

A mother blaming her son for her weirdness. Go figure.

“Your parents had dreams before they had you. And when they had you, that’s all they were: dreams. They had a life before they had you! And you, heh, ruined their lives!” – Christopher Titus, Born With A Defect

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Very funny! In a delightfully weirdo way.

Frustrations are boiling over…..count to 10……

I’d take that compliment! Yeah I’m weird, what of it? You want normal? No such thing.

Here is a tip Miles, hearing acuity tends to decrease with age. I often startled my mom in her later years when she didn’t hear me come up to her. I now have the same issue and startle easily when someone comes up behind me.

A loooong time ago when I was into playing cowboys and Indians, I ran into the room with my 6-shooter cap guns where my Mom was ironing and said “STICK ’EM UP LADY”!

OMGosh! She threw up her hands and ran off screaming! I was as shocked (at her reaction) as she was!

Eeer…. I must be from a more primitive time, but if I dared calling my mother anything “unusual” I would find myself enjoying the refreshing and delicious taste of soap… different times folks!

Weird is contagious, fortunately.

. . . with a little help from Gene, I suspect.