Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 10, 2023

Death Stab! (if you know, you know)

Makes as much sense as guys that troop storms in outerspace

Well that’s just Greet!

No regerts.

Close enough. It’s a Death Star after all. Not like anyone is really going to feel better about it when their planet gets blown up.

From HO HO HO to HA HA HA within the speed of light

Should definitely have gone with LED scrolling sign. That way you could change easily between holiday greetings and the threat of the week.

Of course programmers who can’t spell will remain a hazard.

Eh no big deal. Just blames it on autocorrect.

We, uh, we meant to do that! Yes, this is the season in which our mighty Death Moon shall make us GREAT!

Someone made a mistake…perhaps maybe not.

Remember the Snickers commercial with the groundskeeper preparing the field before the game? One of the players walks by and says, “Looks nice, but who are the Chefs?”

I like the gas cloud in the lower left.

Great things will happen

Plus, we’re the bad guys, so the boss says take ’em all down.

What a surprise, Stormtrooper’s can’t spell.

Meh, only gotta move 10 or 11 lights…

Even if it was spelled right, a lighting display that only makes sense from one particular angle and orientation doesn’t make a lot of sense for a spherical object in outer space.

First Contact and a spelling mistake. This will not look good on your resume.

Looks like the planet killer laser was covered, in addition to the spelling misteak.

That makes it greater.

Not exactly a vibe we expect from them.

Evil empires don’t proofread.

They were trying to make Death Moon Great Again

Typos reall grait on my nerves. I say take the timm to lean to spell, I say%

Reminds me of those posts with the heading, You only had one job.

“And the bad news is, the rebel fleet is approaching. Maybe we should close the exhaust vent?”