I don’t knit, I crochet, so there is no reason why my husband should make this mistake but he does. He also calls my skirt a dress. I never wear dresses since there is no versatility with them like there is with skirts but he still gets it wrong! Sometimes I wonder if this stuff is just another incidence of passive aggression.
How about Opal lovingly answers the question that she knows is being asked, rather than just respond pedantically and most unhelpfully? Earl is showing interest, and Opal is teaching him to just stay away. OK, maybe I answered my own question there…
I’ve never been a big fan of Opal. She seems naggy and shrewing more often than not. She doesn’t treat Earl particularly well and is condescending to him on numerous occasions.
Maybe he should just stick to neutral territory and ask “What are you making?”. But believe it or not, there are kits to incorporate both into one project.
This conversation is the one I have with my husband over and over. He’s a cowboy. To me, all events are rodeo. He gets annoyed when I refer to cutting, roping, penning, all individual shows and events, anything to do with horses, as just a rodeo. Me: do you have a rodeo this weekend? Him: No. I’ve told you a hundred times, I have team penning. Me: whatever.
I answer that question all the time. I crochet. But most of the time I know they are just interested and really didn’t/don’t notice the difference in tools. Lately mine have been a compliment on the color of the item I am crocheting.
Before I did either one, I used to remember the difference this way: the one with two needles has two Ts in it — double needles for double letters. There are no double letters in crochet.
Ratkin 7 months ago
My wife’s volunteer group at the hospital is called Hooks and Needles.
Little Caesar 7 months ago
Hmmm… Opal’s a hooker.
suv2000 7 months ago
I know the difference but I would still ask What are you knitting
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 months ago
But a million times you keep doing it
Sanspareil 7 months ago
It’s best to avoid her at ALL times!!
Dirty Dragon 7 months ago
Opal’s crochety all right.
crochetkid24 Premium Member 7 months ago
The only thing that makes a crocheter crazy is asking what they are knitting.
hariseldon59 7 months ago
Good advice, Earl.
Ubintold 7 months ago
Knit(picker) 1, purl 2.
carlsonbob 7 months ago
Hell, I didn’t know the difference.
oldthang 7 months ago
Just avoid her all together.
laughingkitty 7 months ago
So, Opal, you didn’t answer his question. What are you crocheting?
MeanBob Premium Member 7 months ago
Just hope she doesn’t start ‘Tatting’. You’ll get doily poisoning Earl.
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
It’s just nitpicking to me.
win.45mag 7 months ago
Apparently Roscoe feels the same
SNVBD 7 months ago
She got you hooked there…
Macushlalondra 7 months ago
I don’t knit, I crochet, so there is no reason why my husband should make this mistake but he does. He also calls my skirt a dress. I never wear dresses since there is no versatility with them like there is with skirts but he still gets it wrong! Sometimes I wonder if this stuff is just another incidence of passive aggression.
Troglodyte 7 months ago
Does that make Earl a knit-wit? I hope knot, er not!
ilikai 7 months ago
someone jumped on their menstrual cycle first thing in the morning
stairsteppublishing 7 months ago
She started a new project now that she has finished his leash. Same color, wonder what is is going to be this time.
SamT53 7 months ago
Or just avoid her altogether.
jagedlo 7 months ago
You asked Earl yesterday what annoys him…maybe it’s stuff like this when you jump his case over little things…
cmerb 7 months ago
I just love the Roscoe : )
DiminishedFirst 7 months ago
How about Opal lovingly answers the question that she knows is being asked, rather than just respond pedantically and most unhelpfully? Earl is showing interest, and Opal is teaching him to just stay away. OK, maybe I answered my own question there…
sandpiper 7 months ago
t’is a mark of wisdom to know when to withdraw from the front.
ANIMAL 7 months ago
Good – now you’re off the hook…..
wtepps 7 months ago
I’ve never been a big fan of Opal. She seems naggy and shrewing more often than not. She doesn’t treat Earl particularly well and is condescending to him on numerous occasions.
bookworm0812 7 months ago
Maybe he should just stick to neutral territory and ask “What are you making?”. But believe it or not, there are kits to incorporate both into one project.
Dkram 7 months ago
Good idea Earl, keep a low profile.
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Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
Opal, news flash, men really don’t care if it is knitting or crocheting, they are just trying to be polite, so you might try to do the same in return.
ragsarooni Premium Member 7 months ago
Opal: touchy,touchy…..
Queen of America 7 months ago
This conversation is the one I have with my husband over and over. He’s a cowboy. To me, all events are rodeo. He gets annoyed when I refer to cutting, roping, penning, all individual shows and events, anything to do with horses, as just a rodeo. Me: do you have a rodeo this weekend? Him: No. I’ve told you a hundred times, I have team penning. Me: whatever.
ValancyCarmody 7 months ago
Doesn’t she ever use four needles?
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
When the brow is knitted, walk away.
eced52 7 months ago
What ya making?
IndyW 7 months ago
“Darn” you Earl for showing you care what Opal’s making.
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
Snideness always at the tip of her tongue.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 7 months ago
My wife does both so I’m not asking which is which
MuddyUSA Premium Member 7 months ago
Roscoe probably agrees!
elgrecousa Premium Member 7 months ago
I think it’s best to just avoid her altogether.
bwswolf 7 months ago
Well ….. Earl …… Your “FINALLY” learning …. after, How many “DECADES” …. :)
Rose Madder Premium Member 7 months ago
I answer that question all the time. I crochet. But most of the time I know they are just interested and really didn’t/don’t notice the difference in tools. Lately mine have been a compliment on the color of the item I am crocheting.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 7 months ago
The secret to a long life….or at least one not truncated waaaaaaaay too early.
thejanith Premium Member 7 months ago
Before I did either one, I used to remember the difference this way: the one with two needles has two Ts in it — double needles for double letters. There are no double letters in crochet.
zeexenon 7 months ago
Poor girl just having a poor decade … worried that her curse is late.
jasonsnakelover 7 months ago
But do you know?
mmcalkins 7 months ago
Make it simple. What are you making???
PaintTheDust 7 months ago
She is knitting her brows.
BearsDown Premium Member 7 months ago
She’s got barbs alright.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 7 months ago
Don’t know if my Dad ever figured out the difference before he died. My mother has done both.
scottsafriendofgod 7 months ago
I’m surprised Earl talks to Opal at all… she’s mean.