Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 15, 2023

It’s being generous.

Don’t blame Earth for those things infecting it!

One time I got six stars.

He made some s-alien-t comments about Earth.

After this week on Earth? No stars.

Hollywood celebrities.

Politicians.

CEOs.

Take it down to half a star, you alien weirdo.

That alien looked at the House republicans, then made a very generous modification!

but, but, but… YouTube kitten videos!!

But bears is there too. So now gives five star you crooked alien.

That’s funny!

Okra??? Now I see why!

Okra. I see his point.

There are humans that earn us that rating (in a negative sense) and others who stop it being all the way down to 0.

Not enough of the latter to pull it back.

Sadly, the only aliens visiting Earth these days must be here to document our demise.

Sometimes it’s better not to say anything.

You might actually make things worse.

No, when they call whining about their rating ½ star.

Those Michelin Guide testers really are vicious.

WAFFLES!

i love okra

Shut up, Brewster!

Ouch

“Mostly Harmless”

“Okra!” 8-D

Crazy Hoomans

Thx a lot Brewster. Keep taking and Earth will get no stars

“Mostly harmful” :)

But we have Taylor Swift, OK never mind.

I wonder where he landed, New York, Philadelphia, Chicago, Washington? We were lucky to get two stars.

“Mostly harmless.”

If Brewster’s doing a video chat, I would assume the alien is calling from its home planet. Then why would it need a helmet? Own planet’s atmosphere toxic to the natives?

Maybe it’s just as well. Do we want snobby aliens to visit us?

I beg to differ. Okra is better than waffles!

Alien Sued for Abduction of Human’s Ancestor

https://www.youtube .com /watch?v=jhC_KHkihKY

(Take the spaces away from .com to make the link work)

I love okra. Nice and slimy.

Stop helping, Brewster.