KENT CHESTERFIELD: You look tired this morning, Mrs Chesterfield.
VIRGINIA CHESTERFIELD: I couldn’t sleep after you left me _unsatisfied, Mr. Chesterfield. I’m thinking about changing brands. Maybe to one of those longer brands. Don’t worry. I’ll make sure he…it…has a filter.
There was once an adult comic book that just showed bottoms of feet of people lying down usually in the missionary position called “Sam, The Ceiling Needs Painting”.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 10 months ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text. Plus some fun quips by fine jams and jellies since 1982!
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/bedroom-priorities/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 10 months ago
Did the love making distract her?
Differentname 10 months ago
[nsfw] The version I heard was, a mistress says ‘Keep going!’; an escort says ‘Hurry up!’; and a wife says ‘The ceiling needs painting.’
bobpickett1 10 months ago
old joke
mourdac Premium Member 10 months ago
Just install mirrors up there.
Dobby53 Premium Member 10 months ago
“Retired Ceiling Inspector” ???? Therein hangs a tale, or tail, or whatever.
Packratjohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Hey! Bring back yesterday’s art, with the beauty in the one-piece. I wasn’t finished, um, admiring her!
ajr58(1) 10 months ago
What is the difference between a Prostitute, a Mistress, and a Wife?
The Prostitute says, “Are you finished yet?”
The Mistress says, “Oh can’t we do it again?”
The Wife says, “Beige… I think I’ll paint the ceiling Beige.”
nosirrom 10 months ago
It was very distracting, I was trying to pass the time making a grocery list in my head.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Mind wandering where no mind has wondered before.
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
Noticing the bedroom ceiling’s paint job was a pretty good trick, considering they were making love on the kitchen table.
J. R. M. 10 months ago
Time to switch positions.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 10 months ago
If she is looking at the ceiling….he isn’t making love well enough………
Another Take 10 months ago
KENT CHESTERFIELD: You look tired this morning, Mrs Chesterfield.
VIRGINIA CHESTERFIELD: I couldn’t sleep after you left me _unsatisfied, Mr. Chesterfield. I’m thinking about changing brands. Maybe to one of those longer brands. Don’t worry. I’ll make sure he…it…has a filter.
SofaKing 10 months ago
Maybe they should try other positions where she isn’t facing the ceiling?
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 10 months ago
Which one was distracting, the sex, or the ceiling?
Calvins Brother 10 months ago
“I was going over our taxes in my head and…..”
anomaly 10 months ago
My boy, you need to do a report on being more distracting than the ceiling. Think ‘oral dissertation’.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 10 months ago
Squirrel!
PoodleGroomer 10 months ago
Old semen stains on the ceiling. I loved those days.
bmckee 10 months ago
“I multitask.”
Peam Premium Member 10 months ago
Beige!
Bill The Nuke 10 months ago
A shipmate once told me his wife would read a book while they were having sex
Vet Premium Member 10 months ago
Dude….you need to be better….much better.
oscssw 10 months ago
There was once an adult comic book that just showed bottoms of feet of people lying down usually in the missionary position called “Sam, The Ceiling Needs Painting”.