I like the CND sign that the giant is sleeping under. He is a very non-aggressive giant. He would have even given away gold if he had any rather than have the gold stolen from him.
Jack and the Beanstalk is much older than you probably realize.
“According to researchers at Durham University and Universidade Nova de Lisboa, the story originated more than five millennia ago, based on a widespread archaic story form which is now classified by folklorists as ATU 328 The Boy Who Stole Ogre’s Treasure.”
Botulism Bob 10 months ago
So who has a cow now…. the wiz!
jasonsnakelover 10 months ago
Instead of giving him a non GMO, you should give him a GTO.
Cornelius Noodleman 10 months ago
How now spotted cow, come over here and pull my plow.
DaveG1960 10 months ago
Sounds like a has bean……
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 10 months ago
“Regardless, I should harvest more beans than the cow was worth.”
Scorpio Premium Member 10 months ago
Now if only the beanstalk actually provided beans
dcdete. 10 months ago
They are magic poppycocks?
In all my years I don’t think I’ve even seen a plain, ordinary poppycock! What is a poppycock?
Calvinist1966 10 months ago
I like the CND sign that the giant is sleeping under. He is a very non-aggressive giant. He would have even given away gold if he had any rather than have the gold stolen from him.
James Wolfenstein 10 months ago
Kombucha is like Gold these days. Open a stand and start selling! :D
preacherman 10 months ago
Wow. There really us a kombucha, a tea like drink brewed for its health benefits.
jagedlo 10 months ago
Wiz: “Sorry, kid…caveat emptor! And all sales are final!”
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
Got cheated …..don’t trade without label….that was a fat cow!
Ed The Red Premium Member 10 months ago
Jack and the Beanstalk is much older than you probably realize.
“According to researchers at Durham University and Universidade Nova de Lisboa, the story originated more than five millennia ago, based on a widespread archaic story form which is now classified by folklorists as ATU 328 The Boy Who Stole Ogre’s Treasure.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_and_the_Beanstalk
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Return to seller….
Goat from PBS 10 months ago
It just goes to show you…
read the labelling first.
blakerl 10 months ago
That was not very exciting? Up the beanstalk and all they found was an Old Hippie? Oh that’s right, Writers Guild of America strike!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago
Nothing at all wrong with eating organic and healthy. More steak, french fries and beer for me.
rshive 10 months ago
There’s “blah” in magic too.
ladykat 10 months ago
Yes, they were.
Radish the wordsmith 10 months ago
The hippies were right about everything.
Cerabooge 10 months ago
No poison on, or in, the beans, and you get a magic beanstalk? Sign me up.
delennwen 10 months ago
But I’m telling you the same I tell Kings and Queens don’t ever never ever mess around with my greens! ESPECIALLY THE BEANS!
EnlilEnkiEa 10 months ago
Hence the lack of gold. (Organics aren’t cheap!)
mfrasca 10 months ago
“Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.”