I have never been one to believe in having your heart stolen away, or the concept of love at first sight. But in truth it did indeed happen to me twice in my life. At the first sight of my newly born daughters.
American woman, get away from meAmerican woman, mama let me beDon’t come a knockin’ around my doorDon’t want to see your shadow no moreColored lights can hypnotizeSparkle someone else’s eyesNow woman, I said get awayAmerican woman, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay
BE THIS GUY 10 months ago
Love hurts…
BasilBruce 10 months ago
“Here’s My Heart” by Pat Benatar.
ronaldspence 10 months ago
he lost his heart, at least it wasn’t broken!
gbars70 10 months ago
What if she doesn’t return it; and, and makes soup?
Wilde Bill 10 months ago
Of course, giving your heart to the wrong person can be a problem, too.
Ermine Notyours 10 months ago
Looks like the heart on the queen’s box for Snow White, but it turned out to be a pig’s heart.
Cornelius Noodleman 10 months ago
If I only had a heart.
kgs 10 months ago
I left my heart in San Francisco… ( Tony you’l be missed )
iggyman 10 months ago
She’s a Heartbreaker as Pat Benatar sang!
hariseldon59 10 months ago
Not as gruesome as the heart stealing scene in Temple of Doom.
Ellis97 10 months ago
This is why I don’t do romance.
Croc Holliday 10 months ago
Do you actually know her Pig? You say she SEEMS all these things, but do you actually know her to love her?
AtariDragon 10 months ago
“I teleported home one day // With Ron and Sid and Meg. // Ron stole Meggy’s heart away // And I got Sidney’s leg.”
Mugens Premium Member 10 months ago
I have never been one to believe in having your heart stolen away, or the concept of love at first sight. But in truth it did indeed happen to me twice in my life. At the first sight of my newly born daughters.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
Wrong heart.
klbdds 10 months ago
After I thought about it I concluded that love is the genuine concern (involving thoughts and actions) for the wellbeing of another.
Znox11 10 months ago
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
nosirrom 10 months ago
My wife stole my heart 36 years ago. It’s alright though, I have visitation.
Lotus 10 months ago
If you’re ever down in Mobile, be sure to look me up.
If you’re ever down in Mobile, be sure to look me up.
If you’re ever in Atlanta, tell Lucille to go to H*ll.
Women make a fool out of me
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel sighting… ;)
kjpodsia Premium Member 10 months ago
Even worse, the very next day, she’ll give it away.
morningglory73 Premium Member 10 months ago
She’s not the problem, Pigs feelings for her are.
ladykat 10 months ago
Unrequited love is a painful thing.
wolfgang73 10 months ago
I know the feeling Pig.
Goat from PBS 10 months ago
I’m with Pig. I do not think that people can steal other people’s hearts.
WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago
That’s the reason I limit my interaction with donut shops.
The Orange Mailman 10 months ago
She’s an easy lover. She’ll take your heart but you won’t feel it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
Not a good sign.
minty_Joe 10 months ago
“She seems to have an Invisible Touch, yeah,
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
She seems to have an Invisible Touch, yeah,
It takes control, and slowly tears you apart."
jstpluto666 10 months ago
I thought Pig’s slot was in the back.
The Brooklyn Accent 10 months ago
“I send my sinuses to Arizona,
I send my liver to Peru;
I send my lungs and my kidney for the summer to Sydney,
But I’m sending my heart to you…"
—George Carlin (R.I.P.)
rwh2 10 months ago
When your heart’s on fire You must realize smoke gets in your eyes. (The Platters)
Chalres 10 months ago
♫ She’s deadly man
And she could really rip your world apart ♪
Eristic 10 months ago
American woman, get away from meAmerican woman, mama let me beDon’t come a knockin’ around my doorDon’t want to see your shadow no moreColored lights can hypnotizeSparkle someone else’s eyesNow woman, I said get awayAmerican woman, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay
Buoy 10 months ago
The undefinable “Way.”
Chelsea Carr creator 10 months ago
Catch it! Quick!
sammythefishirving 10 months ago
Have you ever heard the song” Last Christmas?”
Sisyphos 10 months ago
That would be an oopsie! Love hurts….
markmoss1 10 months ago
It could be worse. Pig could be in the country music song, “She ripped out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.”
Swirls Before Pine 10 months ago
Especially because it requires ripping your heart out