Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 09, 2023

Really good question. Seat coolers I could understand.

What is the name of their ship? The Triple Scoop?

they need a seat cooler

Song on the spaceship radio: “I Melt With You”.

You have that because the seat freezer was wired backwards.

Planet Snow? … “What the Hoth?”

Seat warmer is their peoples’ version of a suicide pill.

Cool visual, but can you imagine a spaceship that is built like a human? Sure, there was one in Spaceballs, but that wasn’t the standard configuration.

Always check out a vehicle’s option package. Most of us don’t need rear-firing rockets or the machine guns mounted under the front head lights.

Neither of them should be in charge of this vehicle -

- they have snow business piloting this spacecraft.

I ask passengers in the front seat if they want their buns toasted

“Wrong button Kronk! Why do we even have that button?”“Why do they even have that button?”

These snow people must be from planet Calvin.

“Hey, Captain, how about a little toast…”

I’m glad they’re going in winter. Brewster will undoubtedly pipe them aboard with a rendition of Frosty.

Speaking of which, here’s how it came to be written, really funny:

https://youtu.be/HKzXXEsLSO0

Prepare for Ludicrious Speed!!!

Servicing suicidal snowmen.

Booby trap in case the ship gets taken over by enemy agents.

Nice going, Olaf

Who designed their spaceship? Made it shaped like them, and gave it seat warmers? Was Brewster the “engineer”?

Like Dennis the Menace today.

That’s what they get for buying a Spaceship from their local Ford Dealer:

The Seat Warmer came with the Satellite Radio. You have to take the whole Package: All or Nothing.