Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 17, 2022

The only thing to celebrate in winter is girls in leggings and tight sweaters.

The “official” color is flaming orange, Rodney. Though red and white should have been OK. One doesn’t see many deer of that color.

Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away.

“O Holey Night” Rodney.

I notice that the horse is unharmed. Must be all that armor that attract those shots.

Need to wear a big COW sign on your back!

Someone was laughing all the way, but it looks like it wasn’t Rodney!

The “official” color is BLAZE ORANGE.

It’s trying to be funny.

But with all the mass shootings – bullet holes have lost ability to generate chuckles for me.

It’s a pretty good idea to keep your dogs out of the forest during hunting season as well. Some Elmer Fudd will plug your pup.

A oldie… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQyoSLOlglw

Are guns invented?

More like “sliding” through the snow

No more Rein-dare (Reindeer dares)

Rodney shows again that discretion is better part of valor. Also, he has his armor under Santa’s disguise … a wise precaution!

Dang, I got that moving target Santa. Yip yip yip yip yip

Mmmm, venison.

Dashing means pooping…

Timing is everything, after all.

In my city, they’re culling deer. I am livid..they come in my yard everyday and romp…☹️☹️☹️

“Could I see your bag, please.”

“Certainly officer. Five of them. Under the bag limit. Er, uh, turkey season DID open today, didn’t it?”

“No. It opens NEXT Saturday, but you are okay. There’s no out of season or bag limit on buzzards.”

(These mighty hunters couldn’t tell the difference either.)

Also:

“Sir, is it not true that Mr Smith clearly identified himself before you shot him?”

“Yes, that is true. He did.”

“Then why did you shoot him?”

“I had been shot twice before by so-called hunters who shot at moving bushes rather than clear game. I swore I’d kill the next one to do it. He shot me, thinking I was a deer or something and then identified himself. I kept my promise.”

Jury finding: Not guilty.

I thought it would be wiser to cover the horse with a red (or orange) blanket too.

Love the horse. He looks too bored to want to dash.

Slay bells ring..