Don’t steam me, cause I’m already steamed…..
But a noisy noise annoys an oyster,
Getting thrown into boiling water would make anyone get steamed. Occasionally.
Used to be sad. Used to be shy. The funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why.
And sometimes even a little angry.
At Roz’s diner, just clam up and ask for the menu.
Go for the jello. Roz can’t burn that can she?
Sometimes even pi**ed off
Usually they’re happy as a clam.
But they tend to be very shellfish.
Your puns are giving me a haddock.
Badaboom, thank you folks, I’ll be here till Thursday.
Puns are good for the sole.
She could add the clams to the boiled crabs who are usually perturbed, especially with butter.
He is annoyed because he lost big at the clams casino
If the clams are so annoyed they won’t open up, I would pass on them.
ba dum tss
Good old-fashioned joke! Love it!
And they are NOT happy.
AN angry clam may get steamed but oysters just shuck it off.
LOL!
Funny!
So to the description on the menu, she should add “annoyed”.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg over 1 year ago
Don’t steam me, cause I’m already steamed…..
Superfrog over 1 year ago
But a noisy noise annoys an oyster,
Imagine over 1 year ago
Getting thrown into boiling water would make anyone get steamed. Occasionally.
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
Used to be sad. Used to be shy. The funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 1 year ago
And sometimes even a little angry.
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
At Roz’s diner, just clam up and ask for the menu.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Go for the jello. Roz can’t burn that can she?
eced52 over 1 year ago
Sometimes even pi**ed off
Doug K over 1 year ago
Usually they’re happy as a clam.
MacGuyver over 1 year ago
But they tend to be very shellfish.
Lotus over 1 year ago
Your puns are giving me a haddock.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
Badaboom, thank you folks, I’ll be here till Thursday.
joannesshadow over 1 year ago
Puns are good for the sole.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
She could add the clams to the boiled crabs who are usually perturbed, especially with butter.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He is annoyed because he lost big at the clams casino
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
If the clams are so annoyed they won’t open up, I would pass on them.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
ba dum tss
robin.axten Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good old-fashioned joke! Love it!
stamps over 1 year ago
And they are NOT happy.
JohnHarry Premium Member over 1 year ago
AN angry clam may get steamed but oysters just shuck it off.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
LOL!
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
Funny!
gammaguy over 1 year ago
So to the description on the menu, she should add “annoyed”.