Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 09, 2022

And when monsters go to bed, they check under their beds for Chuck Norris.

Very old joke.

No monsters. What about killer aliens?

… And fortunately monsters do no lie.

(Well, at least, the good ones don’t.)

Reminded me of Calvin and Hobbes …

Stolen from Calvin and Hobbes.

It’s a religious leader of the (insert denomination here) Church/Synagogue/Mosque… Or do they qualify as monsters? How about the higher ups in the organization that cover for them?

No monsters under Winky’s Bed? OK but then what is under his bed?

Monsters lie.

We have a republic so that monsters can run for office, keeping them out of our beds…most of the time.

It’s no monster, it’s just the killbot!

And Watterson has been known to steal from Peanuts.

“We’re not monsters, we think we’re pretty fine! It’s you folks who are the monsters, why do you think we’re hiding?”

You’re missing Thatababy: https://www.gocomics.com/thatababy/2022/04/16?ct=v&cti=1459763

“Aaaaa, my…” Oh, you know the drill… ☺

Major Payne could solve the issue.

Those aren’t monsters;, they’re dust bunnies.

If you had gone through as many spleens as Winky has, you would be cautious too.

They just don’t consider themselves monsters.

Sleep well Winky and Spleen.

Might not be a monster, could be a Stormtrooper.

No monsters! Nobody here but us aliens!