Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 11, 2022

Good move sister. Now all you have to worry about is hat hair.

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Dang, Superman! That’s just rude, not checking where your spits gonna land!

It’s always a bird!

Just be glad that cows don’t fly!

There have been times when I’ve wondered what sort of bird the people of Metropolis were possibly thinking of when they first saw Superman?

Not bird nor plane nor even frog, it’s just little old me, Underdog, proving that it IS possible to lift a leg while flying, but you don’t always hit the tree you were aiming for.

she’s just yearning to join her disembodied head soul mate – travis from scary gary…

That’s one way to top off her curiosity…

Sarah knew that tab of acid she took would make the total eclipse of the sun even more stunning. So beautiful!

LOL, thanks, John!

She is wide eyed and fancy free!

I don’t remember where it was I first saw that joke:

“Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?”

[PLOP!]

“It’s a bird…”

(^  ⌣ʖ^)

Little birdy in the sky

dropped some whitewash in my eye.

I won’t worry. I won’t cry,

I’m just glad that cows don’t fly!

I don’t understand why people think this is bad. It’s a long standing fact that getting crapped on by a bird is a sign of good luck coming your way, the universe getting back into balance so to speak. The mistake people make is to wash off the crap since that means the universe doesn’t have to do a thing. Just leave it there until the universe sends some good luck your way.

As I was washing my car, no where near any trees, what must have been a fifty pound bird decided a clean car was intolerable.

Even the Blue Bird of Happiness poops.

“may the bird of paradise fly up your nose”….i dunno why that came to mind.

I’ve always wondered why somebody would look up and say Look! It’s a bird!

Superman appears to be a bit premature when coming on a date

Post-pregnancy can do strange things to a woman, like producing milk from odd places.

Not Superman.

If it missed her face she could end up with a pearl necklace

I always look for numbers on the tail to tell the difference. It means looking them up in a large database, but so far everything that I have seen has been a plane.