Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 05, 2022

As much I’m not vegan, I wouldn’t mind trying one.

Makes perfect sense to me. Since Jack doesn’t serve one; he serves neither ;)

@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny it’s just a play on statements by our HERO Mr Andrew Capp , sober and his better half Flo , my avatar is a picture of a Doberman dog behind a fence stating that if you want to know what hell is enter , which is totally false , there are no bad dogs, only bad people , we had a Dobermann girl dog and she was friendly with everyone , the worst you could get is get slobbered or whipped with her tail :o) how was your day our day should be a little busy but we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run , just stay inside the house keep hydrated and put away the Christmas decorations , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

If doG didn’t mean for us to eat animals, It wouldn’t have made them out of meat.

Am I the first to notice the pot?

Bennie got a cold meat pie! ( the bouncer I mean)

Serving Andy would seem to be plenty annoying. Vegan pies can’t be that much of a stretch.

He threw the vegan out and not Capp? That lazy bum must have scrounged enough money to pay his bar tab!!

He probably threw the twit out for asking for the vegan pie!

How many pies can you make out of one vegan?

When it comes to Vegan , Vagan ,Vogon, etc. I ask this Question , How much Intelligence does it take to sneak up on a leaf /s. ( my apologies , I could not help myself )

Andy shows his prejudice. Most people just lie about.

Hmmm I see a problem with Jacks business model here throw out someone with to pay but not Andy. Andy has to be more annoying.

Cows are vegans. So I eat them.

I eat what eats what vegans eat. I guess I support vegans.

Joke that dates clear back to before the universe existed:

Customer: “Do you serve crabs?”

Waiter: “We serve anybody, sit right down!”

As for dogs, dog breeds, inherent traits, and so forth, kindly let me “explain”…….

Truer words were never uttered

Cats know which side their mice are buttered

They use us humans in their plans

(We’re here to open up their cans)

In other ways they tend to doubt us

Knowing they can do without us

Dogs are opposite: it’s true

You MIGHT find some that bark at you

Dogs who bite and yap and growl

And act in other ways most foul

Dogs with issues, quirks, and bents

Who shred your limbs and ligaments

A Hamlet dog will bite and scratch

Great Dane as big as bandersnatch

A Iago dog can be a smiler

Turn from poodle to rottweiler

And body parts they often sever

The dreaded Labrador “retrever”

But if a dog is friendly first

He’s friendly last, e’en at your worst

If you are late with bits and kibbles

He’ll eat the neighbor’s cats (or tribbles!)

And then off to his well-earned rest

People with dogs are truly blessed

Yeah, I wrote it. I’ve got a milllion of ’em! Unfortunately, when I recite them in public, I get more boos and rotten tomatoes than Guitar Bob does!

Flo knows very well that Jack serves twits, I mean after all Andy is a regular customer, so it’s easy to see why she misunderstood what Andy said.

What constitutes a Vegetarian or a Vegan seems to be a matter of personal interpretation.

I once had a Vegan girlfriend for a couple of years, and because she was a terrible cook if left to her own devices, I learned to cook a lot of vegetarian and vegan ( yes there is a difference! ) meals. I found some really tasty recipes and still will prepare some of those dishes.

I did find it interesting that although she’d eschewed eating anything with eyes, she sure could pack away a good Maine lobster, Alaskan crab legs, or my clam chowder! Also, while she would adamantly refuse to eat any fowl, she equivocated when it came to eating eggs or egg dishes.

Vegan – From a Comanche word that means “hunts poorly!”

Proud Non-Vegan here. I’m not changing my diet to please society. One of my quotes in life is “Society doesn’t fit in with me so why should I fit in with it?”

xxx

@Afficionado

My Mum had a Doberman named Candy. She was 11 when she passed away. Mum still misses her every day and it’s been over 20 years now. Candy’s nickname was “Candy Pup-Pup”

I went for my weekly KFC today and then I went to the library. I am still at the library now actually. It closes at 7pm.

Well it looks like I am able to meet my friend from school on Friday since Boris has not imposed any further restrictions on us yet. He made an announcement yesterday.

Our Christmas decorations are down now. We take them down pretty soon after Christmas because why not? There’s no law saying you have to keep them up until 6th Jan or however long.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

The vegan or the pie?

I’d rather not be vegan, but I’ve got nothing against them. To each their own, after all.