Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 28, 2021

That’s one way to Get Rid Of Slimy girlS.

one of my all time favorites

This is a kid Timon and Pumbaa would be proud of.

My opinion is that bugs and various insects (puah!) will never replace Spaghetti or Tortellini.

At least Calvin’s collection of dead bugs might actually be useful in terms of getting anything done!

With that kind of lunch, he’ll never have to worry about smooching.

It’s the old, old story; ‘opposites attract’.

Wonder if Calvin is a gain-of-function concoction?!?

When did Calvin go on a high protein diet?

I’m betting a bag of live bugs would have been too much work for Calvin.

He’s certainly got a way with the ladies.

Guess what part Calvin is trying for in the school’s Dracula play?

It would be a great show-and-tell if he ate the bug in front of the class.

Anyone else notice that Calvin’s head resembles a PEZ dispenser? At least in the last panel.

Shhh, Bill Gates will be having us eat bugs instead of meat.

Where were the spiders to eat those dead bugs on the windowsills?

Odd, but I don’t remember any of the show and tells from grade school. I’m pretty sure we did it. …sad, that.

Depending on how cold it was, they may have just been asleep.

This is why there will never be equality between “genders.” (How many I no longer know)

Why run away? He’s doing a great biological research on them bugs.

My query is, why would she have the letter she sent??? Return to sender, no interest in the letter?

I bet Calvin’ll get a better grade

I hear cicadas are yummy.

Renfield Special..

I’m thinking he isn’t going to be able to work out many trades at lunch…

Maybe they should send the dead bugs to the Congressman…

Were any of them cicadas? Now that’s lunch!

Calvin be a typical boy.

I can’t believe none of you saw the possible flaw in his plan:

Calvin, what if show and tell is after lunch!!

Given most Congresspeople these days, I’ll take the bag of dead bugs.

Libs want us to eat bugs. Calvin was ahead of the curve.

A bag of dead insects has far more value than a note from a congressman.

Cicada sandwiches anyone?

Pretend to eat the bugs, everyone runs out if the lunchroom nauseous, and Calvin gets his pick of the abandoned lunch bags.

Gross

I miss my show and tell days.