Clay Jones for January 28, 2021

The Kars 4 Kids jingle probably meets cruel and unusual punishment limits.

Use at maximum volume the theme to “Gilligan’s Island.” If that fails, use (shudder) a repeating loop to the opening theme from “I Love Lucy.”

The ride in Disneyland’s “Small World” broke down and leaving us sitting for an eternity in those little boats with that bloody song repeating over and over and over and over and over …

That’s the one you use here.

Won’t work. One needs a functioning brain. The trumpets, as a group, damaged theirs somewhere along the line.

Their programing started before they could walk, and was administered daily. Be hard to re-program.

A Louisville Slugger upside the head 8 or 10 times would be faster and more effective…

Maga’s are brain dead, no point in even trying to reform them.

I’ve read a description of Q-Anon as being the most successful psyop ever. I wonder if the same methods used to lead people into insanity can be used to pull them out.

“Deprogram” assumes there was actually something in which to install a program.

Guessing this is mild.. compared to taking his tweeter away.

I do believe that there is some true unrecognized symbolism to this particular drawing. The jumper cables are not attached to the preferred body part, leading one to believe that the MAGAatoids are missing that particular part of their anatomy in the first place.

At least he quit claiming that Champ and Major are cats…

Trying to deprogram the Trump Q-Nut Terrorists cult is like trying to empty the ocean with a sippy cup, with about as much success.

What’s with the banjo, Clay? All the banjo players I know are intelligent anti-Trumpers.

You can’t fix that kind of stupid. I’ve made the decision to stop talking to some of my coworkers because all that comes out of their mouth is conspiracy theories that have no chance of being true. What’s scary, is that they believe they are.

That happened to me too!

There’s hope, if you remember the ending to SHAUN OF THE DEAD. Not spoiling it here, so if you haven’t seen it, it’s not all that important—but I’m guessing Wikipedia spills it.

But, did you go back?

I find Trump an utterly reprehensible human being, but the idea of going down the “deprogrammng” road is MUCH worse. Look at the places where “deprogramming” as been used, and on whom, and then ask yourself if that isn’t exactly the kind of place we’re trying to avoid.