This whole thing is ham-handed…
Hamless - oops I mean the Scottish Plate…
Perhaps it was but a small ham, you know a “Hamlet”?
It couldn’t have gotten far. Check the hamper.
There are plenty of hams on that space station.
Maybe it’s just a hamless prank. Let’s hope it doesn’t spiral out of control.
Check the pawn shops to see if it might have been ham-hocked.
Probably he ate it just before his last alien abduction about an hour ago, and therefore doesn’t remember doing so.
(To Be Continued… same Ham-Time, same Ham-Channel…)
I’m beginning to develop a case of Hamophobia.
It’s out getting hammered with the boys.
They’er tring to see how much ham time they can get.
\\//_
Did I miss Easter?
But don’t you still have Shem and Japheth? There’s Noah need to panic. This will be a great story ark.
They need to go on a picnic in the country and get smoked.
I see this plot being hamstringed and Ensign Kenny will pay the price.
Maybe it was hamibalism! (Y’know, when pigs eat ham…)
At the rate Brewster goes though ham, you’d think he’d be cured by now.
Argh, all these comments are ham-fisted!
Maybe they lost the communications satellite and someone is rigging up a ham radio station…
I’m betting Cliff got hammered
Do you think Pam thinks Brewster is hamdsome? All right, I got here late…didn’t think there would be any leftovers…Mmmmmmmm…ham…..oh yeah and bacon bacon bacon…..
What happend to the boar who wet to Holly wood?
He became a ham.
I REFUSE TO MAKE A PUN ABOUT HAM.
It’s a matter of principle.
Besides, all the good ones have been taken.
A work by Bacon, unless I’m mistaken, Caused Brewster’s eyes to glaze; When he did awaken, his ham had been taken, And now his dismay he displays!
(I’m a poet; did ya know it?)
You can purchase a HAM at “Hollister II”…. but try to avoid the scenic route!
I’d like to quit reading these puns, but what can I do? My hams are tied.
This looks like a job for Mike Hammer. Or Ham Spade.
I could say that someone jacked his pork, but I need to keep things clean.
Deus commodo muto consisto quem meus canis sententia existo - Which, in a very ham-fisted way, with generosity, comes close to being
(the Latin is something rather different literally and I have no idea why this site translated it so)
Somethings not kosher on the R.U. Sirius.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
This whole thing is ham-handed…
zero almost 13 years ago
Hamless - oops I mean the Scottish Plate…
LordDogmore almost 13 years ago
Perhaps it was but a small ham, you know a “Hamlet”?
Edcole1961 almost 13 years ago
It couldn’t have gotten far. Check the hamper.
mrsullenbeauty almost 13 years ago
There are plenty of hams on that space station.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Maybe it’s just a hamless prank. Let’s hope it doesn’t spiral out of control.
Check the pawn shops to see if it might have been ham-hocked.
Rakkav almost 13 years ago
Probably he ate it just before his last alien abduction about an hour ago, and therefore doesn’t remember doing so.
(To Be Continued… same Ham-Time, same Ham-Channel…)
pcolli almost 13 years ago
I’m beginning to develop a case of Hamophobia.
cdward almost 13 years ago
It’s out getting hammered with the boys.
Dkram almost 13 years ago
They’er tring to see how much ham time they can get.
\\//_
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Did I miss Easter?
Ray_C almost 13 years ago
But don’t you still have Shem and Japheth? There’s Noah need to panic. This will be a great story ark.
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
They need to go on a picnic in the country and get smoked.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
I see this plot being hamstringed and Ensign Kenny will pay the price.
Destroyer360 almost 13 years ago
Maybe it was hamibalism! (Y’know, when pigs eat ham…)
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
At the rate Brewster goes though ham, you’d think he’d be cured by now.
pibfan868 almost 13 years ago
Argh, all these comments are ham-fisted!
TOMOTH almost 13 years ago
Maybe they lost the communications satellite and someone is rigging up a ham radio station…
catqueen almost 13 years ago
I’m betting Cliff got hammered
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Do you think Pam thinks Brewster is hamdsome? All right, I got here late…didn’t think there would be any leftovers…Mmmmmmmm…ham…..oh yeah and bacon bacon bacon…..
Jml58 almost 13 years ago
What happend to the boar who wet to Holly wood?
He became a ham.
Phatts almost 13 years ago
I REFUSE TO MAKE A PUN ABOUT HAM.
It’s a matter of principle.
Besides, all the good ones have been taken.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
A work by Bacon, unless I’m mistaken, Caused Brewster’s eyes to glaze; When he did awaken, his ham had been taken, And now his dismay he displays!
(I’m a poet; did ya know it?)
SherriannPederson almost 13 years ago
You can purchase a HAM at “Hollister II”…. but try to avoid the scenic route!
tedsini almost 13 years ago
I’d like to quit reading these puns, but what can I do? My hams are tied.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
This looks like a job for Mike Hammer. Or Ham Spade.
Ermine Notyours almost 13 years ago
I could say that someone jacked his pork, but I need to keep things clean.
Rakkav almost 13 years ago
Deus commodo muto consisto quem meus canis sententia existo - Which, in a very ham-fisted way, with generosity, comes close to being
(the Latin is something rather different literally and I have no idea why this site translated it so)
alan.gurka almost 13 years ago
Somethings not kosher on the R.U. Sirius.