Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 02, 2020

I think snakes are people charmers. Breeders wouldn’t be able to make as money if snakes weren’t.

“You say that to ALL the snakes!”

Wiz is training to be a political lobbyist.

“No, really, go on”.

What’s he try to get now, Snake Oil?

Just make sure you don’t make an asp of yourself, Wiz!

Wiz could always speak with a forked tongue…

Flattery gets you everywhere!

Oh, it is literal! Nice way to go!

Well she is sitting on a load of busting eggs.

For real. He’s probably doing just as well as any guy with a lumpy clarinet.

You charm snakes your way. Wiz charms them his.

Just try this on the IRS!

WOW!! Talk about misreading the course description.

If he gets a female auditor from HM Revenue and Custom, Sir Huge G. Hampton might be able to pull it off. (Cobbing a bit from Benny Hill) (And you won’t get it unless you know Cockney rhyming slang.)

Ummmm where’s your flute….toot toot

Just don’t turn your back on the snake.. they will bite your butt at the first opportunity

Charmed….. I’m sure.

This is funny!

How about a little recorder music?

It must be working… the snake doesn’t look rattled.

I knew I was doing something wrong; I kept getting bit.

(Too much tongue?)

SNAKES GOT EYELASHES!! (bat. bat.)