Brewster is like a raccoon who can’t get its hand out of a trap because it won’t let go of the stash it found inside the trap. (See “Where The Red Fern Grows”)
In the movie “Animals Are Beautiful People” a native catches a monkey by making a hole in a termite mound and putting in salt. After he catches it, he feeds it more salt and then lets it go. The thirsty monkey leads the native straight to a source of water.
This reminds me of a “Saturday Night Live” sketch where Tom Hanks was on Celebrity Jeopardy; among other things, he got his hand stuck in a pickle jar because he wouldn’t let go of the pickle.
Hey, he’s still looking buff, leave him alone. Pam is such a B……Frito-Lay is counting on him…..What, you a socialist health nut? Blessed are the cheese makers!..(And all purveyors of dairy products)…..C’mon, Jesus said it when he gave the sermon on the mount……
They walk past a vending machine advertising Crystal Buzz Cola. “Mmm,”
Homer says, “invisible cola.” When he turns out his pockets, he finds
no change, so he decides it’s time to stick it to the man. As he
reaches up the slot, Carl warns him that someone lost an arm doing the
same thing, but Homer passes it off as an old wives’ tale. Inside the
machine, we see the skeletal remains of another arm with the hand still
clutching a Fresca can.
[Homer reaches inside a pop machine, grunting]
Homer: Just…a little more…argh…got it! [realizing] Aah! I’m
stuck. Help me!
Carl: He’s done for!
Lenny: Let’s get out of here!
[They run off screaming]
Homer: [dragging the machine behind him] Must…get to ballet…
promised…Marge!
– A man with a mission, “Marge on the Lam”
But Homer can only drag the machine so far.
Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
{Meanwhile, Homer, still slumped between the vending machines, laments
his predicament. Rescue workers have tied the area off with yellow
“Police Line” tape. “I’m gonna have these things on my arms forever,”
he moans, imagining himself at Maggie’s wedding as the father of the
bride on stage, tossing free candy and sodas to everyone from the
vending machines still attached to his shoulders. “Mmm, convenient.”}
It’s come down to brass tacks for the rescue workers.
Man: Homer, this…this is never easy to say. I’m going to have to
saw your arms off. [brandishes a buzzsaw]
Homer: [plaintive] They’ll grow back, right?
Man: Oh, er, yeah.
Homer: Whew!
– He failed anatomy, I guess, “Marge on the Lam”
Just as the man is about to being cutting, another man asks Homer if
he’s just holding on to the can. “Your point being?” queries Homer. In
the next shot, he slinks away from the plant and the derisive laughter
of the rescue workers, his arms free at last.
lewisbower about 13 years ago
Cheese Balls are a part of this nutritious diet, everything on Big Top’s menu. Be sure to shop Costco for our convenient family size.
zero about 13 years ago
cheez looeez
aarken about 13 years ago
Mmmmmm…chemicals…drool.
Bilan about 13 years ago
Is Brewster a true blond or is that just cheese ball dust?
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Pam, just tell him if he doesn’t get his hand out, he can’t eat the cheese balls. As if Brewster isn’t already confused…
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
He’s such a jarhead.
matt about 13 years ago
Brewster! The cheese balls are aliens!
junco49 about 13 years ago
Where are his orange teeth? Where is the cheese ball debris on his uniform?
BTW He can’t open his hand because it’s glued together by cheese ball stuff.
Trebor39 about 13 years ago
Brewster is like a raccoon who can’t get its hand out of a trap because it won’t let go of the stash it found inside the trap. (See “Where The Red Fern Grows”)
slhansen07 about 13 years ago
Pam…the madder she gets, the hotter she looks.
Charles Weir about 13 years ago
In the movie “Animals Are Beautiful People” a native catches a monkey by making a hole in a termite mound and putting in salt. After he catches it, he feeds it more salt and then lets it go. The thirsty monkey leads the native straight to a source of water.
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
This reminds me of a “Saturday Night Live” sketch where Tom Hanks was on Celebrity Jeopardy; among other things, he got his hand stuck in a pickle jar because he wouldn’t let go of the pickle.
eb110americana about 13 years ago
Wait! What happened to yesterday’s tribble?! Did it multiply? Did Dr. Mel find a suitable container? Is Brewster’s poop orange?
Varnes about 13 years ago
Hey, he’s still looking buff, leave him alone. Pam is such a B……Frito-Lay is counting on him…..What, you a socialist health nut? Blessed are the cheese makers!..(And all purveyors of dairy products)…..C’mon, Jesus said it when he gave the sermon on the mount……
sleepeeg3 about 13 years ago
Simpsons did it! :D
The Simpsons [1F03] Marge on the Lam
They walk past a vending machine advertising Crystal Buzz Cola. “Mmm,” Homer says, “invisible cola.” When he turns out his pockets, he finds no change, so he decides it’s time to stick it to the man. As he reaches up the slot, Carl warns him that someone lost an arm doing the same thing, but Homer passes it off as an old wives’ tale. Inside the machine, we see the skeletal remains of another arm with the hand still clutching a Fresca can.
[Homer reaches inside a pop machine, grunting]Homer: Just…a little more…argh…got it! [realizing] Aah! I’m stuck. Help me! Carl: He’s done for! Lenny: Let’s get out of here! [They run off screaming] Homer: [dragging the machine behind him] Must…get to ballet… promised…Marge! – A man with a mission, “Marge on the Lam”
But Homer can only drag the machine so far.
Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
{Meanwhile, Homer, still slumped between the vending machines, laments his predicament. Rescue workers have tied the area off with yellow “Police Line” tape. “I’m gonna have these things on my arms forever,” he moans, imagining himself at Maggie’s wedding as the father of the bride on stage, tossing free candy and sodas to everyone from the vending machines still attached to his shoulders. “Mmm, convenient.”}
It’s come down to brass tacks for the rescue workers.
Man: Homer, this…this is never easy to say. I’m going to have to saw your arms off. [brandishes a buzzsaw] Homer: [plaintive] They’ll grow back, right? Man: Oh, er, yeah. Homer: Whew! – He failed anatomy, I guess, “Marge on the Lam”
Just as the man is about to being cutting, another man asks Homer if he’s just holding on to the can. “Your point being?” queries Homer. In the next shot, he slinks away from the plant and the derisive laughter of the rescue workers, his arms free at last.