"But you said 'speak' the words I long to hear. SO what's wrong with 'you're not fat'?"
Dude, that’ll get you buried 6 feet under.
Not everyone is bright.
Be careful what she wishes for!
ease her pain; offer her a double latte with whipped cream
She could date Eno, it’d be polka dot heaven.
She knows he’s lying.
It sounds nothing like “Marry me.”
No. It’s “You can have my Mastercard for the day.”
“That looks way better on you than your mother?”
OMG. Here at work we were just talking about someone’s legs swelling!!!!
“Oh, Miss Belpit! Your legs are so swollen!”
“Oh, Miss BELPIT! Your LEGS are so SWOLLEN!”
“OH, Miss Belpit! Your legs are SO swollen!”
“Oh, MISS Belpit! Your legs ARE so swollen!”
“Oh? Miss Bel-PIT? YOUR legs are so…swol-LEN?”
He shouldn’t have lied…
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leakysqueaky712 about 13 years ago
Dude, that’ll get you buried 6 feet under.
Colt9033 about 13 years ago
Not everyone is bright.
DavidGBA about 13 years ago
Be careful what she wishes for!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
ease her pain; offer her a double latte with whipped cream
ilsapadu about 13 years ago
She could date Eno, it’d be polka dot heaven.
Possum Pete about 13 years ago
She knows he’s lying.
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
It sounds nothing like “Marry me.”
makemlaugh about 13 years ago
No. It’s “You can have my Mastercard for the day.”
winterfruit about 13 years ago
“That looks way better on you than your mother?”
pierreandnicole about 13 years ago
OMG. Here at work we were just talking about someone’s legs swelling!!!!
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
“Oh, Miss Belpit! Your legs are so swollen!”
“Oh, Miss BELPIT! Your LEGS are so SWOLLEN!”
“OH, Miss Belpit! Your legs are SO swollen!”
“Oh, MISS Belpit! Your legs ARE so swollen!”
“Oh? Miss Bel-PIT? YOUR legs are so…swol-LEN?”
thetraveller4 about 13 years ago
He shouldn’t have lied…