The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for March 15, 2011

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    mjbdiver  over 13 years ago

    He must be psychic.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    Or “Miss me”.

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    The Duke 1  over 13 years ago

    Anybody want to try on this nifty blindfold? Anyone?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “The End.”

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    Superfrog  over 13 years ago

    “May I have a bullet proof vest, please?”

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “The rest is silence.”

    (Hamlet was very considerate. He used his dying words to give Horatio a lesson in musical notation.)

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    snerk

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    captainedd  over 13 years ago

    “Beam me up, Scotty?”

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    ilsapadu  over 13 years ago

    Avenge my death.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Recycled firing squad joke:

    Cheyney, Rumsfeld, and Bush were captured by terrorists and taken out to be put before a firing squad. Cheyney, ever quick-witted, shouted “Earthquake!” and escaped in the confusion. Rumsfeld, seeing this, shouted “Tornado!” and also escaped. Bush, seeing how well this worked for them, shouted “Fire!”

    Of course it’s a generic joke and you can substitute two smart people and one not-so-smart person of your choice.

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