Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2011

Scary!

You know something’s wrong when there are no other customers in the restaurant.

And I don’t think it’s a “Horn of Plenty.”

Thats not a way to drum up more return business.

Gordon Ramsey, where are you?

The entree will be Royal Trumpet Mushroom Risotto. Dessert will be Bombe Surprise.

according to secrets of the industry, this is the spot where they put people that they don’t like!

Typical, the whole restraurant is empty and they are still seated by the kitchen.

Happy Anniversary Dear. Surprised?

Uh, on second thought I just remembered that we have dinner reservations at the restaurant across town.

That’s where they seat people who come into the restaurant 10 minutes before closing time.

I ate there!

The food is good, but the entertainment….

Horny chef? Look out!

pouncingtiger said, about 11 blasts ago

You know something’s wrong when there are no other customers in the restaurant.

And they are still seated right in front of the kitchen door.

Funny!

CedarCircle,

He’s the guy with the horn.

Table for toot?

Vuvuzela a la king?