Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2019

The phone always rings when I’m in the bathroom. I swear there is a tripwire or pressure switch in there that alerts the world.

“FINK”?

Looks like recent footage about what the New York city police are required to endure.

What happened to the gum in panel 7?

“They” are not always right! In, fact, “they” seem to be wrong quite often!

Agreed

Join the army they said! See the world they said!

By any chance is Rodney’s last name “Dangerfield”? lol

Well, I suppose it could have been worse. They could have known Rodney was in there and painted him yellow and covered it in white feathers.

He’s lucky. There could have been pigeons.

Kids and pets are the same! Pests when indisposed!

“Armor!” They said “armor” Rodney…not" honor"! ;o}

Ask my mother used to say: “Good Night!”

“I always thought that being able to sleep standing up was an asset.”

EHHH No respect!

A few anachronisms, here:

Bubble gum wasn’t invented until 1895, by John Harvey Kellogg (the cereal guy),

Spray Paint wasn’t invented until 1868 by John Peake Knight, a british railway manager,

And, of course, flowers weren’t invented until around 800 AD by the Mayans.

Pick up a book, people! LOL

“honour”

Now Sir Rodney has to really clean the mess. This time it is his armour not the city castles thankfully.

“What you want

Baby, I got it

What you need

Do you know I got it?

All I’m askin’

Is for a little respect when you get home (just a little bit)

Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home

(Just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)"

Forgot the gum in the fifth panel after the tear offs.