Democrats, PLEASE don’t put up a 2020 candidate who will get THAT MAN re-elected!
(For decades I said that the main sin of the Democrats was to offer candidates so awful they made even Republicans look good. But in 2016 NOTHING could make THAT MAN look good.)
What is the effin’ deal with America’s obsession with white guys!? I hate to roll out the hackneyed line about the definition of insanity, but really, why should we expect any departure from the status quo if we keep insisting on a steady, seemingly endless diet of white crackers!
Well, there’s another political career down the drain. Does anybody think being linked with a group that offer Bill the Cat as a positive influence. Of course, just this little mention may help him stand out in the over crowded field of democrat president want-to-be’s.
There’s a certain irony in Berkeley complaining about people being too literal when the modern iteration of this strip is nothing but breaking character to editorialize. For, example: Steve is supposed to be the strip’s resident right winger. He’d never say anything positive about Beto. But because Berke wants to endorse someone, he “forgets” that. Way to urinate away your legacy, man.
I tend to doubt that Trump will be on the ballot in 2020. His increasing (!) instability, and senility, and the fact that more of his former and current fellow crooks will be indicted by various entities (even if Mueller made the legendary mistake of NOT trying to indict Don Jr. and Jared). The Never Trump movement (a movement of actual Constitutional Conservatives, which NO educated person could possibly claim Donald Trump is) started to late, last time around. It will unite behind an intelligent and sane canditate (honesty might well be asking for too much……) in the primaries this time around. Taking all these things together, I’d doubt Trump will be on the ballot.
Even the late-night comedians (who are constantly accused of being left-leaning) are making fun of Beto. Just go to Youtube and look for Seth Meyers’s “Closer Look” segment about him. Better yet, I’ll give you the link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuXlBSuQbMo
Young Binkley is an airhead; that’s what keeps his hair so poofed up. Maybe Steve is just being ironic. Anyone who bothers to look knows “Beto” is a loser….
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Stay tuned! Land of the Lost, coming up next!”
rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Beto? Maybe.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Steve Dallas is pro? That can’t be a good sign.
Qiset over 5 years ago
If Beto is the answer then the question must be how can we destroy the United States.
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Democrats, PLEASE don’t put up a 2020 candidate who will get THAT MAN re-elected!
(For decades I said that the main sin of the Democrats was to offer candidates so awful they made even Republicans look good. But in 2016 NOTHING could make THAT MAN look good.)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
Boy, Steve really nailed it that time. Slap a couple of meaningless smilies over an obscenity and call it a saving grace.
Stylish AND timely!
Skeptical Meg over 5 years ago
Not feeling the Bet.
mjb515 over 5 years ago
So incredibly vapid.
WaitingMan over 5 years ago
Beto? The man who couldn’t even beat a$$-clown Ted Cruz? No thanks.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
What is the effin’ deal with America’s obsession with white guys!? I hate to roll out the hackneyed line about the definition of insanity, but really, why should we expect any departure from the status quo if we keep insisting on a steady, seemingly endless diet of white crackers!
detroitpete over 5 years ago
can’t be any worse than Prez Cheeto
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
“We’re white Guys and we take no CRAP!”
“When we deliver our, white rap!”
“We’re white Guys And we take no CRAP!”
When we deliver our, white rap!”
“I LIKE your hair!”
“I LIKE your tie!”
“I LIKE your Wife! (Just kiddin,’ Guy!) – Jim Belushi – Saturday Night Live. When it was STILL funny…….,
jem42 Premium Member over 5 years ago
First his name is Robert, second he is an unlikely choice to rescue himself let alone a nation.
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
Beto? The closet football referee? (Any minute now, I expect him to pull a yellow penalty flag from his pocket…)
jless over 5 years ago
I’m still waiting for my white guy privileges to kick in.
asmbeers over 5 years ago
Oh yes, our salvation is a male bimbo. Yep.
FulbertTchebysheff over 5 years ago
He can rescue them, but maybe they shouldn’t accept a ride home from Beto.
banjinshiju over 5 years ago
Well, there’s another political career down the drain. Does anybody think being linked with a group that offer Bill the Cat as a positive influence. Of course, just this little mention may help him stand out in the over crowded field of democrat president want-to-be’s.
Steve Dallas over 5 years ago
There’s a certain irony in Berkeley complaining about people being too literal when the modern iteration of this strip is nothing but breaking character to editorialize. For, example: Steve is supposed to be the strip’s resident right winger. He’d never say anything positive about Beto. But because Berke wants to endorse someone, he “forgets” that. Way to urinate away your legacy, man.
hedgehog182 over 5 years ago
Trump already destroyed the US…
kd1sq Premium Member over 5 years ago
Beto, eh? Well, it’d be nice to have a prezzy who understands computers…
Zapbessacarr over 5 years ago
I thought Beto was a Portuguese football player.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Careful. Beto fantasizes about killing kids.
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
I tend to doubt that Trump will be on the ballot in 2020. His increasing (!) instability, and senility, and the fact that more of his former and current fellow crooks will be indicted by various entities (even if Mueller made the legendary mistake of NOT trying to indict Don Jr. and Jared). The Never Trump movement (a movement of actual Constitutional Conservatives, which NO educated person could possibly claim Donald Trump is) started to late, last time around. It will unite behind an intelligent and sane canditate (honesty might well be asking for too much……) in the primaries this time around. Taking all these things together, I’d doubt Trump will be on the ballot.
Govi Premium Member over 5 years ago
Kamala Harris. Elizabeth Warren. Beto O’Rourke would make a good Vice President for either one.
Pedmar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Even the late-night comedians (who are constantly accused of being left-leaning) are making fun of Beto. Just go to Youtube and look for Seth Meyers’s “Closer Look” segment about him. Better yet, I’ll give you the link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuXlBSuQbMo
athikers over 5 years ago
I’m going with Mayor Pete
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Young Binkley is an airhead; that’s what keeps his hair so poofed up. Maybe Steve is just being ironic. Anyone who bothers to look knows “Beto” is a loser….
Intergalactic Hussy over 5 years ago
No one but Bernie will do.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Beto is a modest Conservative just exuberant and inexperienced.