I keep hoping that somebody will make “Monkeys on a Plane.”
In commercials they show SUVs driving up mountains, over rocks, thru forests, and fording streams. In reality, people swerve into oncoming traffic just to avoid a 1/4" recessed manhole cover.
Dude, next time wear a cup.
When I was a teenager, my church youth group went caroling. I enjoyed it.
You have swallowed the lies fed to you by the big energy companies who value profits over humanity.
The correct phrase is “every once IN a while”.
I WISH we coulda used rabbit ears. Our small town was far from the TV stations so we had to use a roof antenna with an electric rotor.
This could be a good metaphor for… something.
A friend and his wife used to stage fake arguments in the grocery store checkout line just to see the reactions of people nearby.
Ugly Christmas sweaters are now passe. The new trend is matching Christmas pajamas for the whole family.