Not Johnny Cash songs. Not today, nor last week. Today it was Nine Inch Nails, Hurt. Performed in my Johnny Cash voice. Nobody threw any money. Somebody called the police. If I hadn’t been standing in my shopping cart, I might have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling soups and their damp labradoodle.
How many of you (like me) clicked on the “continued” arrow at the bottom right, knowing that it wasn’t active, but unable to keep yourself from trying it anyway?
No one is an aisle / entire of itself / everyone is a part of the retail / a part of the main street/ if a clod be washed away by the taxes / moola is the less / any ones freeganism diminishes me / because I am involved in buykind
Whether it’s Brooks Brothers or the Order of the Garter, today’s comic poetry will go down more easily if consumed along with musical accompaniment provided by recordings of the late Man In Black. Even in the soup aisle!
Bill Thompson about 6 years ago
Who can take the full measure of a tapeworm?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 6 years ago
There are flesh girls out in their baiting suits….
And fascists in their Heil-heeled boots….
But being neither a parboiler nor a splendid pea…
I ignore the normal, normally.
painedsmile about 6 years ago
Comics Poetry? What did I walk into?
painedsmile about 6 years ago
I don’t hate your unsupple or supple guts, Ms. T.
waycyber about 6 years ago
You cannot resist to twist your wrist, resting from wresting the wrestling woebegone
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago
Not Johnny Cash songs. Not today, nor last week. Today it was Nine Inch Nails, Hurt. Performed in my Johnny Cash voice. Nobody threw any money. Somebody called the police. If I hadn’t been standing in my shopping cart, I might have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling soups and their damp labradoodle.
INGSOC about 6 years ago
Cloudy, with a slight chance of light hoisted wool overhead..
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago
https://youtu.be/uM7HlfrqHH4
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 6 years ago
Words smurds
How many of you (like me) clicked on the “continued” arrow at the bottom right, knowing that it wasn’t active, but unable to keep yourself from trying it anyway?
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
Frog Applause, the tape worm in the sheep called GoComics.
Howard'sMyHero about 6 years ago
I hear that train a comin’ …
And it burns, burns, burns ….
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
You’re a lost cause, cause of being lost is you, you lost being a cause, no cause is you, you is no cause, you are the fallen king of Causistan.
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
You grab a shovel, I’ll bring a hoe, scramblin’ up some rotten eggs, ready for the puppet show.
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
No one is an aisle / entire of itself / everyone is a part of the retail / a part of the main street/ if a clod be washed away by the taxes / moola is the less / any ones freeganism diminishes me / because I am involved in buykind
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
Smooth move supple guts, you’ve taken sh1t talkin’ and circumlocution to new heights of lame.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 6 years ago
I’ve not heard of cooking eggs on a shovel, but have certainly seen that they can be served on a shovel (amongst other things).
http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16&start=1430#p5650
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Whether it’s Brooks Brothers or the Order of the Garter, today’s comic poetry will go down more easily if consumed along with musical accompaniment provided by recordings of the late Man In Black. Even in the soup aisle!
It’s iterative….
Randy B Premium Member about 6 years ago
I don’t think that tapeworm is quite done with that sheep yet.
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
I wish Vlad were here, he’d play that tapewormsheep like a bagpipe.
cooganm Premium Member about 6 years ago
Can I tap dance in the grocery store aisle to AC/DC muzak?
painedsmile about 6 years ago
@MEH. There are several videos devoted to cooking eggs on a shovel. Here’s a good one:
https://bushcraftvideos.woodsandrocks.com/8-video/1275-cooking-eggs-on-a-shovel