Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 09, 2018

Ahh, those nutty things our parents tell us. Like “Always be yourself” and “I’ll love you no matter what”.

I have always looked, but I have never seen any politicians who’s nose would grow when they talk. And parents were always comparing a certain lying little boy who’s nose grows when lying, to politicians.

So much for what parents tell us.

Oh, you will amount to something to where you’re going after your time’s up on Earth.

If you’ve been re-elected at least once, you proved your parents to be correct.

Oxymoron of the day: “Honest Politician.”

Redundancy of the day: “Dishonest Politician.”

Ah hahahaha. This is a good (true) one!

Simple J. Malarkey and Battson D. Belfrey walk into a bar……….

Whoa, Senator! That’s some pretty serious truthism you’ve got going there today.

I think it’s time to change the senator’s resemblance to Ted Kennedy to a resemblance to tRump.

“I am not a crook!” Richard M. Nixon.