Herman by Jim Unger for April 11, 2018

Oh, well now the officer knows you’re lying.

“He also says he can take you on!”

You can not order another to commit an illegalact — not legally anyhow.

(Not that I believe her.)

…excuses…excuses…that ain’t gonna work lady…

Let her off, she did address him properly as Officer.

One of many excuses I too have heard!xD

Cop looks like Jeremy Clarkson, top gear

Doesn’t matter either way it’s going to be his fault.

My husband taught me how to drive. He told me to “make a u-turn here”. Got my first ticket making an illegal u-turn.

Faster than what ? Faster than a speeding bullet or a speeding ticket ?

Well, the ticket is for parking in a no parking zone.