Tom Toles for February 28, 2018

Two lunatics in unholy union.

And, Congress is right behind him to kiss their ass.

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

TRUMP’S SPOOR – {limerick and coda}

How long can our noses endure

the stench of The Donald der Führer?

It’s like horses’ manure

and bullsh*t impure.

Can we take a fresh-aired detour?

… Coda:

The sewage-choked gutters of Kuala Lumpur

would leave a spoor

which we would like more.

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The Nuts are in charge of the asylum. You might say they are “calling the shots.”

Those tiny hands couldn’t tackle anyone!

What a disgusting reality!

Trump wouldn’t rush in there if Stormy Daniels was naked with a Big Mac waiting for him.

Trump doesn’t have to worry about reelection this November and by 2020 he can swear that he was always against the NRA if it will help him win.

He already has changed his “mind” on raising the age to 21. I have to put mind in quotes as he doesn’t use his own.

This probably the first time in a long time he’s had a hug that hasn’t cost him a fortune…oh, wait a minute. Never mind.

Ammosexual bullet-biting gunsuckers hanging out together…

The love of money is the root of all evil.

Democrats flip 39th seat from red to blue with Connecticut special election win.

In an interview with Politico published Tuesday, retired general and former head of the National Security Agency (NSA) and the CIA Michael Hayden says that, in his view, there is enough publicly available evidence to conclude that there is a “convergence” of interest between Trump and the Kremlin.

“There is an eerie and uncomfortable echo between some of the things the president tweets, the different points of emphasis on Fox News, the thematic stories in the alt-right media, and Russian bots,” Hayden said.

“I don’t have to create collusion here. Each for their own purposes are well served by creating deeper divisions within American society,” Hayden contended. "The president, to play to his base; Fox News, for ratings; the alt-right, because they have a conspiratorial view of everything; and the Russians, to mess with our heads.”

With an unlimited supply of Russian money.. the Republicans are not about to throw the NRA out.

It appears Dick’s Sporting Goods has made a savvy business decision. They realize that the very largest portion of the US populace favors reasonable gun regulation as opposed to the firearm free-for-all we have now. It will afford them more customers in the long run after the gun nuts huff and puff and hold their breaths until they turn blue.

So is LaPierre a Russian or a racist? He only hugs 2 kinds of people.

He’s so brave to run in there without a gun!