Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 23, 2018

Blame it on the Cartesian coordinate system

I can’t figure out if fauxpert means a fake perv or a fake expert. Both are FA faux’sgold in my fauxbook.

I’ve seen that mouth shape before and the neighboring tears. Cathy.

You know you have no life when you get pleasure out of outbunnying Happy.

BUNNY!

Frog Applause snubbed yet again.

http://www.gocomics.com/news/in-the-news/4027/library-of-congress-webcomics-archive

Apparently, FA is too lame for the Library of Congress. Does FA exist in an invisible universe somewhere. I don’t get it. I get it, but I don’t get it. Sorry if this post makes Teresa feel bad or upset or unappreciated, etc.

A funny boon.

Hush… these are tears of joy.

Teresa’s day to call her faithful commenters … something.

Me?

Faux?

Foxpert.

Noun.

A person that believes any and all conspiracy theories that attack liberals and/or liberal/progressive values.

Knee-jerk conservatives that use FOX news to validate their views, right or wrong.

Where’s that faux foon when you need him ?

Foon.

Noun.

A fauxspork

My carfoon is nothing but tears of happiness…and drives me to the grocer for bread. Put it to music, Mr rock n roll.

The Underlords won’t let you, so now you must agree

The bunny is fauxperting (fauxperting isn’t free)

You’ve seen it in the comics, the tears the baby cries

Applaud the savage frog

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(w/apologies to the Estate of D. Bowie, Deceased)

So, Artistic masters of toonsplaining, is the fat brat wailing because it is a victimized bunny and/or foon fauxpert? Or is it bawling because that is What Babies Do?

I like the shade of blue used today. Bawling babies, not so much.

Color me lame.

Lent to “Duo”!

Nuclear powered police state = right wing freedom

Solar powered free state = left wing vision

Republicans are putting the country into debt to give rich people tax breaks and paying for it by closing down human services. Its insanely selfish. It shows what a total fraud they are.

The Good Guy with the Gun Guard at the Florida school ran away when the shots started. Do you see how stupid the ‘good guy with a gun’ argument is?

The GOP and NRA are complicit in mass murder, again. Republicans are trying to put a band aid over a bullet hole, vote them out.

The National Rifle Association washed 30 million Russian dollars and gave them to Trump.

Trump insults everyone in the world except Putin.

The Russian hacking of our election favored Trump.

Several members of the Trump entourage have been linked to Russia.

All kinds of Russian criminals and oligarchs buy and sell real estate to wash money in Trump towers around the world.

Jail Crooked Trump