Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 15, 2018

Frieda don’ give diddly.

Pet stores sell stones.

Life is so unfair. There just aren’t enough nesting stones to go around.

Frida could care less about rampant stone theft, huh? She might change her tune if other hand puppets (with big ears) started stealing each other’s ears.

Where has that hand been?

HappyX3 should count his ears multiple times per day to make sure he still has both of them!

Sticks and stones can’t break Frida’s bones—because she doesn’t have any bones. As for words, Frida doesn’t care about those either, so she has little to worry about.

Chinstrap penguins sounded madeup, but they’re a real species of penguin.

Everybody must get stones

I had to read that in the voice of Morgan Freeman for some reason.

Frida is destroying human civilization and society.

Do you suppose there is a penguin pecking of the peckers order?

Frida is intrigued, Frida is now suddenly interested in relocating to the Arctic regions to witness and experience the bad behaviour behavior of Chinstrap Penguins..

The more we learn about Frida, the more I feel we have to be wary.

If irrespective is perfectly respectable, why is there such low regard for irregardless?

Sounds to me like the local HOA needs to hire some security.

I think I’ll just stay in the ole nest today and get stoned with the penguins.

The economics of scarcity.

Who cares about peng-oo-wings when it’s Cheap Chocolate Day down at the shops????

Frida is trending.

http://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending

Frida is so handy, he almost doesn’t look like he’s talking to himself, again.

What will they say in 10,000 years?

They Might Be Giants – Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9Yfls6yj8

Everybody must get stoned!

Calling Medusa!

We’re needed, Mrs. Medusa!