The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 22, 2018

He was good to the last drop.

and I thought Austin Powers’ coffee break in “The Spy who Shagged Me” was bad…

Don’t stand there drinking coffee Patterson, do it instantly.

‘Art, that wasn’t herb tea, that was HERB!’

He wondered why the coffee was gray. Gonna have to pull the filter out of the trash.

lol, grossness!

Well, offer the lady a cup of Earl Gray, hot.

That would be grounds for me to quit drinking coffee.

Looks like that really woke him up.

This strip left a bad taste in my mouth.

That was a Jon Cryer movie, FFS!

Reminds me of an episode fro Night Court where two women were fighting over the remains of their brother. Harry had the urn in his office while the proceedings were going on.

At the end of the show, they were all gathered in his chambers and the super (Somehow I’m forgetting his name) remarked as to how he had fixed the coffee machine. He thought he had used herb tea. Harry aid that that was Herb, not herb. Dan promptly had the same reaction as Patterson.

Those were some well roasted coffee beans…

And tomorrow, he’s going to have a cup of Joe.

The new coffee was an instant succcess

I guess any picture from now on will be a MUG shot.

He takes his coffee with creamatory.

30 years ago, Jon Cryer was in a movie called “Hiding Out.” The mob was after him, so he enrolled himself in a high school to, well, hide out. The secretary asked his name, and he looked around the room and, seeing a coffee can, told her, “Maxwell House…er, uh, Max Hauser”

The original ‘spit-take’?

If it were Maxwell Houseau, then it would be French roast.

No worse than the coffee beans eaten by an animal,then exits the animal.Beans are taken from waste,cleaned,roasted,then is drunk ;~(

I’m guessing he thought the ‘R’ at the end was a typo.

It would be a lot funnier if cremains looked like coffee grounds…but they don’t.

“Good to the last drop’, call Mrs. Oleson!

“Good to the last drop’, call Mrs. Oleson!

Reminds me of a “Married with Children” episode.

I guess Maxwell will have to settle for being Cremora-ed

Talk about a dark roast….