Some day this comic will be updated. Some day this comic will be updated. Some day….
Mr. Blawt apparently doesn’t know that an “assault” rifle is about function, not cosmetics. A true “assault” rifle is capable of full automatic and/or burst fire and is not legally available to the general public.
No, you’re not!
Kind of reminds me of “I’m almost as miserable with him as I am without him.”
“Good Rita” is an oxymoron.
I want to stand out from the crowd! (But not be too obvious about it.)
I’ve never understood the appeal of “going commando.” I don’t care for my “package” to go flopping around.
Don’t give up your day job….
Years back I knew a girl who said bleu cheese smelled like her husband’s socks. “Essence of Malcolm.”
Pump your “BRAKES” means slow down. It kind of looks like “breaks” was a malapropism.