Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 02, 2018

Use Grease Gone, the new Hydroflouric Acid based cleaner. Never wash that glass dish again.

@HAPPY.

BUNNY! (almost)

Do not especially be an elbow rubbit greaser.

If the casserole didn’t kill you, it probably won’t harm the dog.

Doesn’t that maid’s costume come with a headdress?

One should always be properly attired while toiling away.

I hate dishrags. I use high-speed carbon-steel rotary cutters and industrial flamethrowers.

Okay, but that’s how her husband always shakes hands.

Nobody cartoonizes plewds the way Teresa cartoonizes plewds.

Doggy prewash is SOP in my kitchen.

“Limp rags”? “RUBbit”? Maid costumes?

Sounds like someone misses “Sex Applause”.

On a side note: does Teresa get credit for new comments on the “Bonus Strip(s)”?

http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2007/08/13

" Don’t be a Rubbit " ?

Sounds like something Sister Puella Immaculata used to say, in sex education class.

I’m sure she said something about limp… dishrag (?) and licking it !

I always use a limpid dishrag.

A bit queer the hotdish must of been extra cheesy.

Hammer and Chisel works from my prior suds buster jobs.

’Twas Brillo, and the G.E. Stoves,

Did Procter-Gamble in the Glade;

All Pillsbury were the Taystee loaves

And in a Minute Maid.

http://www76.pair.com/keithlim/jabberwocky/parodies/jabberwhacky.html

time for sex applause now DON’T YOU THINK

The Cartoon at the bottom of the page changes when you go back to it you goaway for a while and return.

RE: Bonus Strip… the best laid plans…

@GARRODWILBUR

If anybody has copies of material from Sex Applause, please forward it (with a mention in the Subject line) to the curator of the Frog Applause Appreciation Society

pepelaputr@aol.com

and a new thread will be constructed on the site to feature your contributions.

Ladies and gentlemen, please hold your “Sex Applause”http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=18&p=782#p883

Have not any dogs to cover the cleaning responsibilities, although maybe, the barking neighbour neighbor dogs would be more than hap hap happy to oblige..

What dog?

I have to go with cleanser, steel wool (vel sim.) and “elbow grease.” No shortcuts. Best results.

“Eww! Dog germs!” [Attributed to Dr. Lucy van Pelt.]

Always give the mac n cheese pan to the dogs.

The rock and roll band..Dinosaur Jr

Some hot water with a squirt of dish soap (the kind that works on grease) left overnight will soften it by morning.