Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 30, 2018

And in a couple years I’ll trade her in for a new model.

Trump’s new cars: low mileage, high maintenance, two soft yet firm seats and quick pickup.

He’ll trade for a new model after he’s banged up this one !

Yeah, right. Like anybody would have a million dollar bet with Trump and be delusional enough to think he’d pay up if he lost. He’s quite possibly the richest deadbeat the world has ever seen.

He must have signed a million dollar pre-nup – paying her a million dollars if she actually married him. I’m sure he paid up promptly, too!

He got off cheap with Stormy.

Any bets on FLOTUS making it to his Lie to the Nation speech tonight ? Particularly, when rumor has it that his latest paid-off paramor is supposed to be there .

If he weren’t living in the White House right now, he’d be shopping for Wife #4, given the coldness and hostility emanating from Melania.

Wifey is now avoiding him, and he’s too much in the public eye to get any from someone else. At least there is that small justice.

Does panel two remind anyone of another bodily orifice?

April 5? That’s only 10 days before Trump evades his taxes.

It crosses my mind that very few of get to go into marriage with such a clear idea of the future as Melania had. Of course, choosing to believe the evidence is another thing.

“Be still, my beating heart.”

Whereupon, he dropped dead…

As soon as he learns her name….