Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 18, 2017

Rapunzel, Rapunzel… let down your ratty hair.

I’m not very good at measuring things to scale, but those look like some awfully big rats scaling that tower, which appears comparably small.

Dang. Did someone happen to mention/come up with a way to disable those comment alerts in the upper right corner? I know I did NOT ask Santa for those annoying alerts this Christmas. Has anyone figured out a believable reason for their existence?

Randy B’s reply to olivefoote made me laugh yesterday.

OLIVEFOOTE

I’m in awe. I figured that GC was blocking FA from their trending stats — being the meanies they tend to be.

http://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending

I guess all of these lame comments work for Teresa’s benefit! Haha, GC. You can’t mess with The Lame.

RANDY B GC INSIDER

We’re not “Offbeat”, we’re LAME.

TRENDING IN LAME… “Frog Applause” is the only one trending in this category every day.

“No one from the Rattenfänger family will be admitted to the attraction.”

I plan to got right after I visit THIS little gem.

http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16&p=2232#p2232

Well, honestly, if I cannot bite the rats, then why should I want to visit Rat Tower? I mean, what is the attraction, if I can’t bite the rats?

Yersinia pestis wants to make it abundantly clear that individuals may check out from the tower anytime they like, but they can never leave..

The source of Charlie Brown’s worst expletive.

The rats go to the Corn Palace for lunch.

There must be some kind of way outta here Said the joker to the thief …

All along the Rattower.

Tower Rat to Middle Earth Rat…come in Middle Earth Rat..Middle Earth Rat here..bring River Rat to tower…will need more power..Tower Rat to Sky Rat…come in Sky Rat..Sky Rat here…bring Tree Rat to tower…will need more dower…

Nothing funnier than a good poop joke.

The three blind mice have got nothing on these guys.

Some say that love makes the world go round, but really it is poop. Every living thing on earth is a poop machine. Without poop, the soil would quickly become infertile and inhospitable. We are basically ignorant slaves doing the bidding of Mother Earth. It gives me a bit of comfort and pride knowing that every time I eat the whole pizza instead of just a couple slices, I am helping to bring Overlord Gaia’s plan to fruition. Yes, poop is a fruit.

 

Come for the rats, stay for the crenels and merlons.

Free Ratatouille!

After seeing this, I had to listen ‘Pressed rat and warthog’ by Cream.

Rat Music for Rat People

The Rat City Rollergirls is a women’s flat-track roller derby league in Seattle, Washington.

Templeton • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bTSs3hTNRE

This is just a teaser-ad. I need fuller information before I sign up. Where is Rat Tower, and how’s the weather there? Is it really as pretty as in the brochure? How much does it cost?

I want the full, rewarding, no-frills-omitted Tower Tour!