Wow. All those straps on his suspenders must mean that he’s afraid of his drawers tumbling down. Let’s hope he’s not in a hurry for his Saturday leak or (something about kilts).
When I got to the kitchen, cleaned and dressed with no great hurry or attention to detail, my lunch was already on the counter. Mom was gone somewhere, which was completely normal. I toasted some frozen waffles and spackled them with peanut butter for breakfast. My books and homework were packed and ready to go. It all seemed distant and unimportant. But the only way forward was forward. I moved along on the path of habitual motion.
The excitement builds to a fever pitch as the international tic-tac-toe tournament goes into its 65th hour. This contestant’s gimmick is singing “Eidelweiss” while drawing his ‘X’ or ‘O’.
Here in Stalag 65, the jackanapes Swiss internee noted the leak at point “X.” It was Saturday, and his kilt was due for a change. But the guards were remorseless in making fun of his damp attire.
There was nothing more to be said. It was, after all, indeed a Saturday holiday weekend cartoon, openly lame….
painedsmile over 6 years ago
I prefer to keep my favorite Saturday leak to myself.
painedsmile over 6 years ago
Wow. All those straps on his suspenders must mean that he’s afraid of his drawers tumbling down. Let’s hope he’s not in a hurry for his Saturday leak or (something about kilts).
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
Some sort of riddle for the Robot I want to purchase on cyber day.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Well, it’s all riddles, isn’t it?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
When I got to the kitchen, cleaned and dressed with no great hurry or attention to detail, my lunch was already on the counter. Mom was gone somewhere, which was completely normal. I toasted some frozen waffles and spackled them with peanut butter for breakfast. My books and homework were packed and ready to go. It all seemed distant and unimportant. But the only way forward was forward. I moved along on the path of habitual motion.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
Play a bagpipe lick under the kilt?
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
All Women should know what this lever is, from days gone by.
Linguist over 6 years ago
Leek or lick ? I can tell by the tilt of yer kilt !
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
You’ve kilt me.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
Never lick your bunny.
coltish1 over 6 years ago
The excitement builds to a fever pitch as the international tic-tac-toe tournament goes into its 65th hour. This contestant’s gimmick is singing “Eidelweiss” while drawing his ‘X’ or ‘O’.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago
No one else imagined “It” wearing a kilt?
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
This is BONKERS…
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
Fun with Anagrams. Your favorite Saturday leak! It kilts lick., becomes…..
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
Ye sauerkraut lad oft lick a ivory silk tit.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
Dance a lick with a kilt and what kind of shoes would you wear? It would be my white niks.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Here in Stalag 65, the jackanapes Swiss internee noted the leak at point “X.” It was Saturday, and his kilt was due for a change. But the guards were remorseless in making fun of his damp attire.
There was nothing more to be said. It was, after all, indeed a Saturday holiday weekend cartoon, openly lame….
INGSOC over 6 years ago
All of those straps are quite ideal for reinforcement support, for a potential 65 waist size radius later in the future..
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 6 years ago
Teresa! Pay attention! I won’t be 65 until 2018 and my birthday is NOT in November!