Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 15, 2017

And may there be no moaning of the bar!

Please remember yourselves as to the seats you are in. An automatic flare can be remotely set as to go off on returning!

Keep an eye on my popcorn…call out the guard dogs if anyone tries something funny!

… a box of snowcaps and some junior mints and a big cola, bit-o-honey, m&ms, but not the ones with the peanuts …

Must need help with some of the Whopper Shoppers.

In Hawaiʻi, you don’t eat until you’re full… you eat until you’re tired.

Looks like a treat to eat.

Blood Pressure will be taken, then the Vampires will draw blood.

One must first borrow a loan from a bank due to the expense of what snacks cost at any snack bar..

It’ll be a long slog of snacking.

Wonder if Admiral Snackbar would say about this.

Can’t find my way home…

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All the vorpal blades are swinging at the Snicker-Snack Bar !

Sixty-nine selections at the self serve snack bar. But only with her permission first, of course.

—Or, if you’re not wearing anything, just come as you are. We are broad-minded and very accommodating to all personal foibles here in Froglandia. Right now, though, no snacks, thank you: don’t want to spoil my appetite for dinner!

Goes best with McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce.

Something going on, I just don’t know what it is. I’m going to get to the bottom of this.

We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please take advantage of this opportunity to visit Snack Canyon, and don’t forget there are 2-4-1 deals on the 40 oz. Chiller Super-Size Caffeine Enhanced Watermelon Wake-up Carbonated Slushes!

Isn’t anyone worried that Teresa didn’t show up this morning?

Hello? Anybody home?

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I’ll have the shrimp cocktail, and the lady will have the meat fingers.

Frog Applause is parked car of hellish persons. Looking to see, are cameras and microphones hidden in pictures.

I clicked again. Is the Frog Applause delivery man winning yet?

I may worry some, but I shall not fear! I shall Remain Calm and Lame On!

I will worry some. But I shall not fear! I will Remain Calm and Lame On.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the Little-Death that brings total destruction. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the Inner Eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain!

—Bene Gesserit incantation

Oh for the days of spice and roses. It Stings me to the quick witted worm that I be.

Would you like partially hydrogenated soybean oil, beta carotene, tertiary Butylhydroquinone, polydimethylsiloxane, and buttery flavoring on that?

Hello snack bar my old friend. I’ve come to purchase snacks again. Because the munchies softly creeping, have sent me here to your store’s keeping. And the goodies, arrayed brightly on display, take me away, somewhere, beyond my tummy’s rumbling.

Alright, who hit the Frog A-pause?

I left my change on the snack bar counter for the next person.

But I’m wearing a sleeveless shirt.