Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for November 16, 2017

Third day!

who’s on first

I don’t know; well, he’s on third!

They’re no Abbott & Costello.

As I recall, Today and Tomorrow were the team’s pitcher and catcher, respectively.

“Why.”

“I dunno, I just thought I’d ask you.”

“And I just thought I’d TELL you!”

Still my favorite comedy bit of all time

There is also the “U-drive” routine. Abbot & Costello had several routines based on misunderstanding homonyms.

“I don’t give a darn!”

“Oh, that’s our shortstop!”

“Arrrgh!”

Peter: Everything that happens now, is happening now.

B.C.: What happened to then?

Peter: We passed then.

B.C.: When?

Peter: Just now. We’re at now now.

B.C.: Go back to then.

Peter: When?

B.C.: Now.

Peter: Now?

B.C.: Now.

Peter: I can’t.

B.C.: Why?

Peter: We missed it.

B.C.: When?

Peter: Just now.

B.C.: When will then be now?

Peter: Soon.

B.C.: How soon?

Sorry, you can’t buy a ticket to Morrow. Train to Morrow left this morning.