Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 20, 2017

I’ll go with 228. He’s got the best double chin.

Where are those cheerleaders from SNL played by Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri when you need them?

Chameleon-butt sheep?

Not quite what Serta was looking for.

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Remember that old joke?

If my dog had a face like that, I’d shave his “butt” and teach him to walk backwards.

Mmmm I wonder…are they custom fit ooooo…maybe shoved or screwed in.

Some hustler of the rustler’s competition is a sure shot at this one!

were-djinn wool

Breeder’s do it better.

Look, boys and girls, how digestion works.

After years of meticulous and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:

1. Don’t you people ever sleep?

2. I don’t get it.

3. For free mental health services call 1-800-PANDOWDY.

4. The overlords aren’t gonna like this.

…. (and, if all else fails) …

5. Spork!

Tell me that’s not Newt Gingrich on the left. Please!

228 should butt heads with 227.

More cow bell!

Worst Lucy Show ever.

What can Eva Braun do for you?

Baa-ram-ewe! Baa-ram-ewe! To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! Sheep be true! Baa-ram-ewe!

Brings new clarity to the term “Ass-Hat.” Would diarrhea of the mouth be a health issue or merely a social annoyance? I’m feeling a spin off of the classic Bonnie & Clyde story here. They would be difficult to catch, what with the eyes at both ends and the projectile feces.

Gruel? Did somebody say “gruel”? Yum! I am as hungry as a bear, or maybe even 227 or 228 bears.

Don’t you just hate Back Seat Drivers, like the one half-seen here, behind the half-assed behinds? ’Tis a lame game we play for froggie fame!

Doesn’t matter, each end smells strange..