Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 30, 2017

Where is the handle of that lamp, um, lodged?

So what sort of wish do you get for doing that? Or is it Genie’s choice?

Gross. And funny.

So, a fellow comes into the bar sits down and puts an old oil lamp and a guy that stands about a foot tall on the table….

You ain’t never had a friend like me!

No ifs and butts. Only three wishes you get.

yeah well, he should be more careful about that since he is dealing with a djinn or arabic demon.

At least he isn’t the genie of the Magic Viagra Prescription Bottle.

What kind of cell reception is he getting underground? And in a time period when there were no cell towers? Or cell phones, for that matter?

Cwizard71, maybe his cave has a distributed antenna system.

Actually that sounds pretty good right now.

Good thing he doesn’t have one of those smart-phone-guns, or he would have shot his ass off.