Tom Toles for August 11, 2017

Just so he doesn’t get a bunch of people cremated on his way out the door.

Make sure the coffin is equipped with a string connected to a bell above ground… but tied to the outside of the coffin…

TRUMP AND THEN PENCE – {limerick}

We sweat in a sweaty suspense

that Trump’ll not soon be past tense.

And we sweat in the tension

of an apprehension

that après-Trump we’ll get Pence.

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DUBIOUS ‘DRUTHERS {1.40 limericks and image}

We don’t know which we ‘druther: -

- Trump as prez or the other,

his veep Mike Pence.

NEITHER relents

in notions which lead us futher

into policies whence

there’s no common sense.

… Image:

TweedleDumb, TweedleDee,

and Ryan makes three:

http://www.politifake.org/image/political/1704/tweedle-dee-and-friends-dumb-republicans-normality-politics-1491601276.jpg

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The religious right’s dream Pres.

PENCE UNDERTAKES – {limerick}

Pence is now undertaking

hot coals over Trump to be raking.

Trump is quaking

that Pence is staking

his claim on the White House. Breath-taking.

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Y’know, he’s right. . .

The basic difference? Preacher Pence is evil, Dumb Donald is evil AND stupid!

Was he born with that smile plastered on his face

President Pence’s Supreme Court nominees would be disastrous for women’s and minority rights.

Its not paranoia when you KNOW they are out to get you

Just don’t leave Pence alone with a woman.

The king is dead – long live the king. The GOP will take what they are given and be glad. As long as they are the right skin color and gender, it doesn’t matter what they do to the country.

As if anyone associated with the president will ever be able to get a job in politics ever again.

They’ll get a whole new channel from Faux News!