Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 16, 2017

I’m pretty sure Hobbes will use his tiger skills to track down a moose.

Life on the lam.

What will you do with a walrus if you catch one?

NORTHERN CANADA?! What a bunch of idiots. They’re going the WRONG WAY! The Yucatan is SOUTHEAST of the USA, so they were right the first time.

when you go through life with this kind of blind assumption bourne out of ignorance, as a kid, that would be considered imaginative and cute. but as an adult, that’s just dangerous and deplorable.

Goo-goo-ga-joob.

It would be easier to buy one from Walrus*Mart.

When Hobbes said “I’m taking a break” I expected Calvin to kick off and say “No, we have to keep going!”

Little kids always want to be on the go.

xxx

Calvin definitely doesn’t suffer from low expectations.

Cu cukeechu , or Ku Ku kee chu

Oh no, it has to be the Yukon in Canada, you guys will take SO long, have fun spending one year trying to get to Canada!