Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 11, 2017

They were in the ark for a year and 10 days. It was only raining for the first 40 days. That would have still left them 335 days for tennis.

Based on the size of the people, that looks more like a huge ping-pong table.

Personally, I love the rain. If it never rained we would be toast. Even if it rained everyday, it would still be better than no rain at all….And since there is only so much water on Earth, there can only be so much rain….https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-mozilla-001&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&p=eric+clapton%2C+Rain#id=2&vid=3fc4eebd2fcee2f012d183ecace4e0b1&action=click

I think I’m going to like this story arc…even if it’s just this one….

a 600-year old bronze age man and his family were able to build an aircraft carrier sized sturdy boat to house 100,000 species of paired animals (apparently included dinosaurs as well) with supplies that will last them a year. ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDIN’ ME? wait, what? noah had help from god’s magic? then why didn’t god just wave his magic hand and kill all those people….the innocent and all the children included? religion is wack, yo!

Noah wanted to play on natural grass.

If you would study history, this is man’s way of explaining when the earth was almost completely covered in water after the ice age. Only about 28% of earth is land mass even now.

But they could ONLY play doubles matches…

Oh sure, like there was time to play tennis in a torrential downpour! (Sure Wiley, I KNOW it’s A cartoon, but I will speak my mind about it anyway!)

One theory about the great flood is that it did happen when sea levels rose and the Mediterranean spilled over into the Black Sea (then a freshwater lake). It undoubtedly got the local residents’ attention. That happened about 8,000 years ago – and people are still talking about it.

Reminds me of the court in a LV timeshare that no one uses=HOT!

Hasn´t rained here since May and probably won´t until the end of September, I have taken to watching Welsh TV.

If you had some more gopher wood you could extend the roof.

Should of put in a pool.

God must have used some terrific salesmanship on Noah. The ultimate no-sails, pitch.

Logic is not biblical.

….time to muck the stalls…….

And the swimming pool is on the aft deck. And a PETCO conveniently located inside.

Thus was created the first puppy mill.

The original “Survivor.”

Too sopping wet for tennis? Right inside that convenient opening is the nearest Starbucks.

So it will be love-love for a while. God wants us to love all.

And no throwing a ball to play fetch…

Perfect weather for the two mosquitos to breed. . .and breed. . .and breed. . .

Perhaps DNA was stored. And reused.

Read Mark Twain’s “Letters From the Earth” for some discussion on this.

Uh, anyone notice they didn’t have rubber or tennis balls back then??