Tom Toles for June 11, 2017

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    Mr. Blawt  almost 7 years ago

    He’ll privatize the government soon, then it will be up to the board to tell you who the new president is.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Trump isn’t the only Neo-Liberal. Every Libertarian and top of the line Republicans are also out to do it.

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    superposition  almost 7 years ago

    There was a record number of young voters in the recent UK election and it may happen here in the US in 2018, especially if the parties continue to avoid working for the best interests of the majority of Americans and instead continue to favor their shrinking bases.

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/corbyn-may-young-voters-labour-surge

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    WEAPONIZED CREW – {rhyme & coda}

    A dictator needs his own weaponized crew

    to resist opposition which might ensue

    from his pressing his will

    on his nation until

    its folks are tempted to attempt a coup.

    … Coda:

    It’s standard procedure {it’s “SOP”}

    for those who rule by their own decree.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    L’ETAT, C’EST TRUMP – {rhyme & image}

    “L’etat, c’est moi”

    {“I am the state”}.

    Let’s hear your hoorah

    that moi is so great.

    √ Greater than the Iranian Shah,

    so moi is in charge of your fate.

    √ Greater than the sun-god Ra,

    so moi can readily create

    whatever moi’s eyes might prize.

    For instance, moi’ll privatize

    the fuzz as moi’s Private Eyes.

    … Image:

    http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/581e9f47691e8820038b4fe2-1843/ap_16311049212151.jpg

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    Ontman  almost 7 years ago

    “Look upon my works ye mighty and despair”

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Actually, those will be the guards hauling him off to Leavenworth…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    In Ancient Rome, the Imperial Praetorian Guard or Praetorian Guard were a unit of the Imperial Roman Army formed of elite soldiers initially recruited in Italy. These units originated from the small group of men around the republican magistrates, known under the designation of praetor, and also originated from around roman legion camps where the legion commandant’s main tent (Latin: Prætorium) garrisoned when engaged in battle campaigns.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Shouldn’t their uniforms be Brown…or at least their shirts??

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    phredturner  almost 7 years ago

    Like Hitler’s SS

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    braindead Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Blackwater rises again.

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    Kip W  almost 7 years ago

    Just another sign of Fascism: private army, accountable to nobody but the Big Hair.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Does anyone remember Richard Milhous Nixon’s attempt to essentially form a “palace guard” for the White House? He even had specific uniforms for them – they were quite ‘third world’ gaudy.

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    edward thomas Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    And they were laughed at so hard they were quickly disposed of.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Heil Drumpf. Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Drumpfenführer.

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