Tom Toles for May 26, 2017

President Leaker will be back home soon to shoot himself in the foot again.

He wouldn’t know truth if it smacked him in the face, which someone should do.

LOOSE LIPS – {a rhyme}

“Loose lips sink [his very own] ships”

when he doesn’t stick to his scripts

and to truths he blurtingly alludes.

{When ON-script the truths he occludes.}

Let’s give him truth-serum; -

- it’d prove our theorem

that he’s wholly unfit

as President to sit.

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@OLD_CURMUDGEON: Keep those poems coming. You should publish an Ebook of them.

Actually, this is a myth which likely complete bullshit.The story first appeared in a “biography” of Washington that wasn’t published until after he died. It was written by man named Mason Weems, who called himself a Parson and claimed to be the Rector of the “Mount Vernon Parish”. There was no such thing as a Mount Vernon Parish. Mount Vernon was the name of the plantation he lived on with his wife Martha.Also, no evidence has ever been found to support the story. Washington’s father keep journals. He never wrote about such an incident. None of Washington’s childhood contemporaries could verify the story.

Or … it could be an im-peach tree.

Hopefully the “Moron World Tour” won’t end up with World War 3 starting…

HOUSMAN SCOLDS TRUMP – {a rhyme}

To our séance old Housman came

and recited his poem’s reframe: -

- “Donald, this is stupid stuff.

We the People have heard enough

of your huff and puff

and deceitful bluff

and insolent guff.”

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It has been speculated that some of the leaks are from the National Security branch who are afraid of what Trump is doing and release it to let others know.

Father, I can not tell a lie. Obama cut down the tree with an ax Hillary gave him. I will biggly grow back more trees than any tree grower ever. (cut to this being a desert in 3 months.)

@MDAVIS4183 — A rather weak comment … Shouldn’t you be riding in a golf cart to save your energy?