Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 24, 2017

Comic included.

I’m leaving only 50% of my comment and

Looks like it is going to be a half-assed day.

Don’t you hate it when they’re literal

Sadly, I just learned that some on-sale pants I ordered were permanently out of stock and the website hadn’t caught up. I had to settle for something more expensive. But it beats the half-off pants turning out to be just a pant.

Horace, whatever you do, DON’T USE THEIR ELEVATOR!

Don’t go “running on empty” with Jackson Browne. This left me half-satisfied.

I hurried to the department store when I heard that women’s clothes were half off. Boy, was I disappointed.

Even 50% off Samuli’s signature.

So is the day half empty or half full??

I’ve been stripped off.

That was the place where he used to buy his ice cream.

What the…..?