Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for May 16, 2017

Never saw a penguin wearing Crocs before.

“When you’re up to your *ss in alligators its sometimes hard to remember that your initial objective was to DRAIN THE SWAP :P

I wonder if he was re*united* with his luggage.

United Airlines: Fly the deadly skies…

WHY would ANYONE with functioning brain cells still want to fly Untied Airlimps??

He should have rolled in a dead skunk like Kenny from Dogs of C-Kennel.

A 101 year old man just set the record for the oldest skydiver. He was also flying united.

Did they push him out the door in flight?

Oh my.

At least Opus has a coffee mug with his own picture on it.

At least they’re pro-service animal.

Now, now, United’s stewardesses take a lot more abuse than they dish out. They’ve endured working for United Airlines.

I don’t drink Bactine myself, but if that’s what poor Opus wants as part of his last meal, so be it. Unless, of course, the De-Planing Assistance animal disgorges the penguin onto Steve’s doorstep….

And the Dragoncat Award for Best LMAO goes to… Sherlock Watson! Nice…

I just LOVE Steve’s motto on the sign!

I read the sign on the gator as “Dea-ssing Planistance” Dang dyselxia!